probably eat a lot of stuff and go to mexico and annoy the crap out of them door yelling "Poyo! Poyo!" Pollo means chicken in Spanish. lol it would be hiLARIOUS!!!
go flying to the sKy and say hi to meta knight go to king dedede ask for a promotion kill luigi and mario steal perzik fly to the sky ask meta knight to kill perzik *kills peach* THE END*