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Science Confirms Dogs Love Us

Science has confirmed that dogs love us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are u telling me dogs look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And u smell interesting. I love you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. u should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior cats occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. Cats see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...
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Life Explained door God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all dag door the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in of walks past. For this, I will give u a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give u back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the seconde day, God...
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8:00 am - Dog food! My favoriete thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favoriete thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favoriete thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favoriete thing!
12:00 pm - melk bones! My favoriete thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favoriete thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favoriete thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favoriete thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favoriete thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favoriete thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favoriete thing!
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Dogs love 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...
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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hachee, hash of some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a muis and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...
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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers of on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the hoofdkussen, kussen door invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the hoofdkussen, kussen too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and wieg it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wieg cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, wieg cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...
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regenboog Bridge



Just this side of heaven is a place called regenboog Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to regenboog Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special vrienden so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our vrienden are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt of maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except...
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PREHISTORIC DOG FOUND WITH MAMMOTH BONE IN MOUTH

Paleolithic dog remains were found, one dog with a large mammoth bone in its mouth.
The prehistoric dogs likely hauled mammoth tusks and meat and consumed mammoths too.
The dogs' brains were removed after death, suggesting ritual significance, possibly tied to releasing their spirits.
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The fossilized dog skull clutches the mammoth bone, seen sticking out of the front. Click to enlarge this image.
Mietje Germonpré
The remains of three Paleolithic dogs, including one with a mammoth bone in its mouth, have been unearthed at Predmostí in the Czech...
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