Character Profile: ovable Brittany S. Pierce is Santana's dim-witted yet achingly sincere sidekick. Although she never quite seems to know what is going on around her, this girl can dance rings around the competition. After spending her summer vacation "lost in the sewers" and taking Artie's virginity, B has returned to New Directions more confident than ever. And her starring role in the Britney Spears episode cemented her status as one of New Directions' power players.

Gleeful Remarks: "So, 'Hairography.' It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy."

"People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers."

"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

"I don't brush my teeth—I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was some sort of dentist."

Showstopping Performances: "Slave for You," "Me Against the Music"


Meeeh using Rana very widely :P I saw both Atie and her as Mike but eventually went with Mike for Ats ! Sometimes Rana is sooo stupid that could fit, and Brittany's WTF one-liners gave me Rana feels lmao. PLUS: Britts is Senior Class President and we all know that if we were a class Banana would be president!

^lol okay? I'll follow! Plus I'm married to Fatemeh so yes :P

It was also between Atie & Rana for me & then I chose randomly :P

Rana or Ats!

I see Rana a lot :P

I see Ats a lot <33