EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing meer than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 jaar old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring u to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat u door a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your meer pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
u want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, u annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
u may be a king, but u couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when u were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your design is cliche!
Beating u bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sok you, and chew on u like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bas, bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning u man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put u in your place
I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes door Howard the eend high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
u DECIDE!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing meer than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 jaar old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring u to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat u door a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your meer pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
u want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, u annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
u may be a king, but u couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when u were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your design is cliche!
Beating u bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sok you, and chew on u like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bas, bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning u man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put u in your place
I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes door Howard the eend high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
u DECIDE!
(Instrumental)
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, dag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered door a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, dag after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered door a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true