Chobits: Sumomo Takes a Message

I'm so sorry if this sucks, it's my first artikel about creatures and stuff...

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I sat alone in the woods, waiting. In this kingdom, the forest is a scary place. Full of creatures of who-knows-whats. u never know when someone is just going to pop out at you...
"Sofie!"
"AHHHHH!" I fell off the stump and almost smacked my face in a nearby tree. I sat there and stared at Duncan as he giggled a little but offered to help me up.
"Ok, u called me here for a reason, what do u want?" I asked taking his hand and...

"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the divan, bank in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell u that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that u have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault u like food! Thats just who u are!" I zei in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals....