2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in love with a servant
6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a riem, thong
8.Put superglue on his troon
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the foto's of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, of better yet just uploaden them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be meer ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your handschoen at him.
15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty halsketting, ketting that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one