(Spike is listening with the parabolic mic). Greg: Spike, what do u hear? Spike: Nothing. Water. Very loud water.
Sam: I'm not giving u cocaine, jackass! Ed (Pretends to shoot his 'hostages'): "Bang! Bang!" Spike: Jackass? Did he say jackass?
Lou: What's your problem? Spike: Woods. My people don't like 'em. Lou: Your people? From Woodbridge? Spike: No. Romans. Three times we fought in the forest against the Huns. Didn't go so good, okay?
Wordsworth: Hold up, hold up, your mom still does your laundry? Spike: Hey, she's Italian, ok? Try and stop her.
Wordy: Boxing? Man that is so twentieth century. Lewis: Better than watching The Lion King. Spike: Hey, I took my nephew, OK? I'm a good uncle.
(over headsets) Spike: Okay, the system's divided into sectors so we can shut them down one sector at a time. So as soon as the ninjas go through sector one, we bring it back up, then we go to the next, and then we go to the next. Greg: Before they realize the sectors down? Spike: That's the theory. Greg: I'm not asking for theory, can we do it? Spike: Yeah! (covers ear piece and whispers to Lewis) theoretically.
Delia Semple: So there's something u guys are actually afraid of!
Sgt. Parker: u know what, we all have our weak spots. Could be anything. Flying. Cats.
(Parker looks at Eddie) (Eddie looks back at Parker)
Ed: Hey, it was one cat. It was mean.
Spike: I was there, it was mean.
Greg: Last but certainly not least, big drill with Team Five, which is why I am anticipating a Team One victory. Ed: Which is why we are going to spend the rest of this afternoon training in gear with weapons and a six story building we are going to use as training. Spike: Training for a training exercise? Ed: We play to win, Mr. Scarlatti. We play to win.
Greg: Winnie, let's track the goud sedan and license plate, see who we're looking for.
Spike: of we could put a call to Oakwood dispatch, see if we could tap into the fleet's GPS and track them down that way.
Greg: These kids and their toys.
Spike: Morphine's painless.
Greg: What are u saying, Spike?
Spike: Isn't this her life? What's left of it. I'm just saying maybe we should be looking the other way.
Louis: Maybe it's better we let her have what she wants.
Eddie: Can't do it.
Wordy: We interfere, subject could start shooting.
Spike: So we put lives at risk to save somebody who's already dying?
Eddie: Our job's to save lives. We're cops, we're not judges.
Spike: I ain't seen her since high school. Lewis: And then I don't see this guy for three days! Jules: Really? u think it's the real deal? Spike: When destiny speaks, I don't ask questions!
Spike: Rule number one of defusion. Lewis: Don't blow stuff up?
Spike: Lou, u take your weight off that trigger, it's gonna blow. Lewis: Isn't the job about risk, huh? It's why we're here, right? Spike: Lou.... Lewis: Isn't it about saving lives, Spike?
Jules: Land mines, man, u don't mess with land mines. It'll take two men down instead of one. Wordy: If anybody can do it, it's Spike. Jules: If I was Sarge, I'd give him a direct order. Wordy: If I was Spike, I'd pretend I didn't hear that order.
Lewis: Bridget and her friend, rum and ginger bier door the beach. Spike: Lou, u mind? I'm thinking. Lewis: Always feels good in the ocean, man. You're rocked door the waves, like you're going full circle, u know? Back to being a baby again. Water just rocking you.
Spike: (listening to his sound equipment) Vehicle approaching. Ed: Talk to me Spike. Spike: South-southwest from you. Ed: Is it our red Nebraska? Spike: Can't hear the make and colour, its definitely an old car.
Spike: Donald Mitchell, cross-ref with Adam Westfall and oh, I get to say bingo? Greg: Please don't say bingo.
Spike: CJV Electronics. CJV was busted a couple of years ago. They were selling pirated operating systems. Sam: How do u know that? Spike: I know because I'm a highly-trained officer on the cutting edge of twenty-first century investigation. Sam: I thought it was because you're a geek. Ed: He's not a geek, okay? He's a geek with combat skills, that's why the ladies love him.
Leah: He's still right. Spike: u know what? u got a thing for Wordy, okay? No, no, that's what that is. Ed, best entry point today, best POE. Ed: First one, obviously. Spike: You've got a thing for Wordy too. Ed: Who doesn't? But the first one's still the right POE.
Greg: I told them, Michelangelo Scarlatti, codename Spike, is a disgrace to the force. I mean, he cracks under pressure, he can't shoot his way out of a paper bag, he can't be trusted with sensitive information on a surprise party let alone national security, he can't type if his life depended on it. No, wait, that's what I wanted to say.
Spike: Boss, they were headhunting me, okay? It's not like I was....
Greg: I mean, u get to see the world, international intrigue. Young guy like you, right? Just when u make the choice, Spike, I will support it, okay?
(spotting the kidnapping suspect) Spike: There she is. Jules: Can you, ah.. Spike: ..isolate her face? It's already done. Greg: Oh, getting a little cocky, aren't you, Michelangelo? Spike: Gunning for a raise, Boss.
Spike: We'll knock out camera 2 we've got 15 degrees on entry. Sam: Knock out camera 4 and we'll gain another 20 degrees. Spike: Nice. Wordy: Dangerous with a rifle, deadly with geometry.
Spike: We're not just a bunch of guys. We're a unit.
(gathering information on the bank robber) Greg: Mr. Finch. Jules: Yeah, that's what the staff kept calling him Greg: u could have zei that first, Jules. Spike. Spike: Got it, Mr. Finch, I'm accessing the credit union records right now and I got CCTV coming up too. Greg: Now how u getting that from the truck? Spike: 'Cos I'm magic. Jules: 'Cos he talked to the assistant branch manager who gave him the access code. Spike: I worked my magic door asking her nicely.
Spike: (on the phone) All right, Mac, sit tight, I promise we'll have u out of there in no time. Sgt. MacCoy: No promises. I taught u better than that. Spike: Yes, sir! (to Greg) Rookie lesson: make no promises. Cops are human, we only do what we can. Greg: He's right.
Spike: Boss, Oliver MacCoy wasn't just my T.O. (Training Officer), he helped me through a lot of stuff those first couple of years. My father wasn't too big about me being a policeman, my mother never wants to take sides so I didn't have anybody. But I had Mac, Mac was there. He was one of those guys who teaches door example. He's one of those guys I want to grow up to be. He saved my life meer than once. Greg: OK, Officer, it's time we returned that favor. Let's get on with that chopper and figure out where he is. Spike: Right. Copy that, Boss.
Goof: The detonator on the main bomb was zei to be a WWII-style chemical detonator. However, when Spike pulls it out, it was beeping faster and faster. A chemical detonator would not have anything in it that would beep.
Raf: So, she's taking her own money out of her own account.
Spike: Yeah, we had five robberies like this last jaar - robbery door proxy. Guy targets a wealthy client, forces him to go in the bank and bring out the money That way he doesn't have to put on a ski mark of go in there yelling 'this is a stick-up.'
Raf: And if it's a false alarm?
Spike: I don't know, go do some shopping.
Spike: Guys, I see cameras. I'm in.
Sgt. Parker: Did u just guess at the wireless password?
Spike: No, but I guess that Harvey's IT guys are one step behind the highly illegal paswoord cracking software to which I subscribe.
Sgt. Parker: Spike, sometimes u scare me.
Spike: I scare myself sometimes.
Sam: Is everything good with u then?
Spike: All clear.
Sam: I mean, OK, last night Natalie came home pagina from coffee with u and she seemed upset.
Spike: She was upset?
Sam: Well, she was trying to hide it, but yeah. She asked if u ever stopped with the kidding around.
Spike: I don't know, I made jokes. That's what I do. u usually your sister's wing man?
Sam: I'm not her wing man. OK, u know what, never mind.
Spike: We're not dating.
Sam: Well, that's good because that would be weird. Trouble has a way of finding her.
Spike: Guys, I just want to say, I'm sorry. I made some choice today. I pulled u guys in to trouble. Guys, I just want to say, I'm sorry. I made some choice today. I pulled u guys in to trouble.
Raf: u didn't choose that trouble.
Jules: Someone needed u and u reached out.
Sam: Where's the part where u made the wrong choice?
Spike: This is going to sound crazy, but I think of Lou and my dad and today I nearly lose u guys and I started thinking, anybody who gets close to me...
Greg: Spike, without u around...
Ed: Buddy, we'd fall apart.
Sam: I'm not giving u cocaine, jackass! Ed (Pretends to shoot his 'hostages'): "Bang! Bang!" Spike: Jackass? Did he say jackass?
Lou: What's your problem? Spike: Woods. My people don't like 'em. Lou: Your people? From Woodbridge? Spike: No. Romans. Three times we fought in the forest against the Huns. Didn't go so good, okay?
Wordsworth: Hold up, hold up, your mom still does your laundry? Spike: Hey, she's Italian, ok? Try and stop her.
Wordy: Boxing? Man that is so twentieth century. Lewis: Better than watching The Lion King. Spike: Hey, I took my nephew, OK? I'm a good uncle.
(over headsets) Spike: Okay, the system's divided into sectors so we can shut them down one sector at a time. So as soon as the ninjas go through sector one, we bring it back up, then we go to the next, and then we go to the next. Greg: Before they realize the sectors down? Spike: That's the theory. Greg: I'm not asking for theory, can we do it? Spike: Yeah! (covers ear piece and whispers to Lewis) theoretically.
Delia Semple: So there's something u guys are actually afraid of!
Sgt. Parker: u know what, we all have our weak spots. Could be anything. Flying. Cats.
(Parker looks at Eddie) (Eddie looks back at Parker)
Ed: Hey, it was one cat. It was mean.
Spike: I was there, it was mean.
Greg: Last but certainly not least, big drill with Team Five, which is why I am anticipating a Team One victory. Ed: Which is why we are going to spend the rest of this afternoon training in gear with weapons and a six story building we are going to use as training. Spike: Training for a training exercise? Ed: We play to win, Mr. Scarlatti. We play to win.
Greg: Winnie, let's track the goud sedan and license plate, see who we're looking for.
Spike: of we could put a call to Oakwood dispatch, see if we could tap into the fleet's GPS and track them down that way.
Greg: These kids and their toys.
Spike: Morphine's painless.
Greg: What are u saying, Spike?
Spike: Isn't this her life? What's left of it. I'm just saying maybe we should be looking the other way.
Louis: Maybe it's better we let her have what she wants.
Eddie: Can't do it.
Wordy: We interfere, subject could start shooting.
Spike: So we put lives at risk to save somebody who's already dying?
Eddie: Our job's to save lives. We're cops, we're not judges.
Spike: I ain't seen her since high school. Lewis: And then I don't see this guy for three days! Jules: Really? u think it's the real deal? Spike: When destiny speaks, I don't ask questions!
Spike: Rule number one of defusion. Lewis: Don't blow stuff up?
Spike: Lou, u take your weight off that trigger, it's gonna blow. Lewis: Isn't the job about risk, huh? It's why we're here, right? Spike: Lou.... Lewis: Isn't it about saving lives, Spike?
Jules: Land mines, man, u don't mess with land mines. It'll take two men down instead of one. Wordy: If anybody can do it, it's Spike. Jules: If I was Sarge, I'd give him a direct order. Wordy: If I was Spike, I'd pretend I didn't hear that order.
Lewis: Bridget and her friend, rum and ginger bier door the beach. Spike: Lou, u mind? I'm thinking. Lewis: Always feels good in the ocean, man. You're rocked door the waves, like you're going full circle, u know? Back to being a baby again. Water just rocking you.
Spike: (listening to his sound equipment) Vehicle approaching. Ed: Talk to me Spike. Spike: South-southwest from you. Ed: Is it our red Nebraska? Spike: Can't hear the make and colour, its definitely an old car.
Spike: Donald Mitchell, cross-ref with Adam Westfall and oh, I get to say bingo? Greg: Please don't say bingo.
Spike: CJV Electronics. CJV was busted a couple of years ago. They were selling pirated operating systems. Sam: How do u know that? Spike: I know because I'm a highly-trained officer on the cutting edge of twenty-first century investigation. Sam: I thought it was because you're a geek. Ed: He's not a geek, okay? He's a geek with combat skills, that's why the ladies love him.
Leah: He's still right. Spike: u know what? u got a thing for Wordy, okay? No, no, that's what that is. Ed, best entry point today, best POE. Ed: First one, obviously. Spike: You've got a thing for Wordy too. Ed: Who doesn't? But the first one's still the right POE.
Greg: I told them, Michelangelo Scarlatti, codename Spike, is a disgrace to the force. I mean, he cracks under pressure, he can't shoot his way out of a paper bag, he can't be trusted with sensitive information on a surprise party let alone national security, he can't type if his life depended on it. No, wait, that's what I wanted to say.
Spike: Boss, they were headhunting me, okay? It's not like I was....
Greg: I mean, u get to see the world, international intrigue. Young guy like you, right? Just when u make the choice, Spike, I will support it, okay?
(spotting the kidnapping suspect) Spike: There she is. Jules: Can you, ah.. Spike: ..isolate her face? It's already done. Greg: Oh, getting a little cocky, aren't you, Michelangelo? Spike: Gunning for a raise, Boss.
Spike: We'll knock out camera 2 we've got 15 degrees on entry. Sam: Knock out camera 4 and we'll gain another 20 degrees. Spike: Nice. Wordy: Dangerous with a rifle, deadly with geometry.
Spike: We're not just a bunch of guys. We're a unit.
(gathering information on the bank robber) Greg: Mr. Finch. Jules: Yeah, that's what the staff kept calling him Greg: u could have zei that first, Jules. Spike. Spike: Got it, Mr. Finch, I'm accessing the credit union records right now and I got CCTV coming up too. Greg: Now how u getting that from the truck? Spike: 'Cos I'm magic. Jules: 'Cos he talked to the assistant branch manager who gave him the access code. Spike: I worked my magic door asking her nicely.
Spike: (on the phone) All right, Mac, sit tight, I promise we'll have u out of there in no time. Sgt. MacCoy: No promises. I taught u better than that. Spike: Yes, sir! (to Greg) Rookie lesson: make no promises. Cops are human, we only do what we can. Greg: He's right.
Spike: Boss, Oliver MacCoy wasn't just my T.O. (Training Officer), he helped me through a lot of stuff those first couple of years. My father wasn't too big about me being a policeman, my mother never wants to take sides so I didn't have anybody. But I had Mac, Mac was there. He was one of those guys who teaches door example. He's one of those guys I want to grow up to be. He saved my life meer than once. Greg: OK, Officer, it's time we returned that favor. Let's get on with that chopper and figure out where he is. Spike: Right. Copy that, Boss.
Goof: The detonator on the main bomb was zei to be a WWII-style chemical detonator. However, when Spike pulls it out, it was beeping faster and faster. A chemical detonator would not have anything in it that would beep.
Raf: So, she's taking her own money out of her own account.
Spike: Yeah, we had five robberies like this last jaar - robbery door proxy. Guy targets a wealthy client, forces him to go in the bank and bring out the money That way he doesn't have to put on a ski mark of go in there yelling 'this is a stick-up.'
Raf: And if it's a false alarm?
Spike: I don't know, go do some shopping.
Spike: Guys, I see cameras. I'm in.
Sgt. Parker: Did u just guess at the wireless password?
Spike: No, but I guess that Harvey's IT guys are one step behind the highly illegal paswoord cracking software to which I subscribe.
Sgt. Parker: Spike, sometimes u scare me.
Spike: I scare myself sometimes.
Sam: Is everything good with u then?
Spike: All clear.
Sam: I mean, OK, last night Natalie came home pagina from coffee with u and she seemed upset.
Spike: She was upset?
Sam: Well, she was trying to hide it, but yeah. She asked if u ever stopped with the kidding around.
Spike: I don't know, I made jokes. That's what I do. u usually your sister's wing man?
Sam: I'm not her wing man. OK, u know what, never mind.
Spike: We're not dating.
Sam: Well, that's good because that would be weird. Trouble has a way of finding her.
Spike: Guys, I just want to say, I'm sorry. I made some choice today. I pulled u guys in to trouble. Guys, I just want to say, I'm sorry. I made some choice today. I pulled u guys in to trouble.
Raf: u didn't choose that trouble.
Jules: Someone needed u and u reached out.
Sam: Where's the part where u made the wrong choice?
Spike: This is going to sound crazy, but I think of Lou and my dad and today I nearly lose u guys and I started thinking, anybody who gets close to me...
Greg: Spike, without u around...
Ed: Buddy, we'd fall apart.