I think that Minato would be the worst person to have as a therapy patient, because it would probably go like this:
Therapist: So, what is your name?
Minato: u can call me whatever u like.
Therapist: ...was that a seduction attempt?
Minato: do u want it to be?
Therapist: ...seriously, what is your name.
Minato: that's open to interpretation, but it can't have meer than 8 letters.
Therapist: ... okay... So, tell me, Why are u here?
Minato: why would u want me to be here?
Therapist: I'm sorry, what?
Minato: what answer would u prefer?
Therapist: … right, okay, volgende question! Tell me about yourself.
Minato: what would u like me to tell u about myself?
Therapist: tell me anything.
Minato: which answer would make u happiest?
Therapist: god, damn it! Just tell me about something in your past that happened to you!
Minato: … well, my parents died in a car crash when I was young.
Therapist: I see, and was that hard for you?
Minato: that depends entirely on you.
Therapist: SON OF A BITCH!
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