Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
McCoy: Jim, what are u doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't u know? Aren't u God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": u doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! u don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
"God": Then here is the proof u seek.
[Hits Kirk with lightning]
Kirk: Why is God angry?
Sybok: Why? Why have u done this to my friend?
"God": He doubts me.
Spock: u have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
"God": [hits Spock with lightning; then addresses McCoy] Do u doubt me?
McCoy:...

Spock: [in response to Kirk pawning his antique spectacles from Wrath of Khan] Excuse me, Admiral. But weren't those a birthday gift from Dr. McCoy?
Kirk: And they will be again, that's the beauty of it.
[to the Antique Store Owner]
Kirk: How much?
Antique Store Owner: Well, they'd be worth meer if the lenses were intact. I'll give u one hundred dollars for them.
Kirk: [pause] Is that a lot?

[Kirk and Spock enter a bus headed for the aquarium - only to exit the bus about two seconden later]
Spock: [to Kirk] What does it mean, "exact change"?

Punk on bus: [Playing loud muziek on the bus]
Kirk: Excuse...