Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform u about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: u ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but u have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few seconden for everyone to settle down. He continued with meer material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days geleden at a shopping mall, but she zei no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply zei I don't like that!
Crowd:...

Looks like it's April Fool's dag in Ponyville-and Pinkie and regenboog are on brand with their practical jokes. Every pony became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, regenboog and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: u got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF u DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but zei that it lacked the antwoorden that fans wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the fans of the toon who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these fans didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a artikel explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If u are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If u are of brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of u Hasbro! Original indeed.

The seconde is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

WARNING: IF u HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except regenboog Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the boom tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

WARNING: IF u HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since regenboog Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" appeldrank, applejack had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the bibliotheek to mull things over. ‘First appel, apple Bloom, then Twist, and now regenboog Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....

This is my first artikel for this club and so I hope that u all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave commentaren and become a fan if u really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If u are unhappy with what I choose u can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my artikel of to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

The toon that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as u think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a jaar ago, am going to be the asshat that tells u why. I do this mostly because I was inspired door a really shitty artikel I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this toon is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He zei it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking toon it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top, boven of the list. The things that...

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her home pagina dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back zei artifact door winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won zei vote three times over,...

Hello all, Quillabex here.

It's time to talk critic now, and u know what that means.

Yep, half opinion, half review, u know what I mean.

Okay let's just cut to it.

Double Rainboom is a fan made animatie directed and written door Zachary Rich. There was lots and lots of animators, like legitemental, A LOT of animators. It took about a jaar to create and was his Senior Film in order to graduate from SCAD.

Double Rainboom was mainly about Twilight Sparkle and regenboog Dash testing out a new potion that Twilight had never created. regenboog drank the potion and was affected with super speed and could...

"Look theres a portal" Autumn zei as Benny said
"WOAH! wait! which one is this?!". "What do u mean which one is this?! theres only 2!" Autumn
said as Benny yelled "what no-look 1..2...3".
"Your looking in the portal at the other portal from
a diffrent direction" Autumn zei doing a facehoof
"wait..what..gimme..hold on a sec" Benny said
sticking her head in the portal and her head being
portaled to the uithangbord Autumn looked at her then
yelled "WHAT ARE u DOING?!" "i dont under-
stand" Benny said.

"Can u see the portal?" a robot zei on the
game "no" Benny replied "oh and are u still
alive?!" the...

-With Nashgear's Team-
Nashgear said, "Is everypony okay?" Everypony nodded. "Good."

"Where are we", asked Vanilla Twilight.

Everypony looked at their surroundings.

"I think we're in the Canterlot hedge maze", zei Pheninox.

"We can just fly our way out", zei Amber, flapping her wings.

"But what about Smiley and I", asked Nashgear.

"Oh, right", zei Amber.

"How about one of us flies over head and they rest can stay here and follow", zei Pheninox.

"Great idea", zei Smiley.

"Thanks."

"I'll fly over head", zei Constance as took off in the air. "Follow me, everypony!" She flew straight ahead.

Everypony...

This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit meer unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened door the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if u are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...

Why is G4 so special?

I wish I knew.

But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little pony line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the Transformers franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.

I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way meer famish than G3.

And with out faces like "this"


Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.

I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.

All I know is that even the target...

This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...

As mentioned in the vorige part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned door CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salade Bowl Express,...