[from trailer]
Nick: Zoe, I am now going to kiss your aunt.
Zoe: [covers her eyes] This is so embarrassing.


[from trailer]
Rare biefstuk Man: I zei I want my biefstuk rare.
Kate: [slams a raw biefstuk onto the table] Rare enough for ya?

Kate: [leans her head on the couch, thinking Nick is going to kiss her]
Nick: Your leaning on my scarf.
Kate: [embarassed] Oh my, yah.


Therapist: Kids like fishsticks...
Kate: I can't believe I'm actually paying for these suggestions.


Kate: [about Nick] u bring in a sous chef from an Italian restaurant and I'm the one in therapy?

Therapist: Kate, I'm sure u will...