I can not begin to express how embarrassed I am. I just wanted the apparent God of this website to hear a thing of two.

Sir. u have humor nailed, and u can do anything in the world with it. My buddy is in the business and has opened up to me some of the best work u have done (specifically the vrienden episode of awkward silences and hilarity that ensues).

You need to establish the masterpiece of comedy, first. While we all cherish what u do; we need the masterpiece (we seriously need that unseen footage of u and Dave personified with someone that can keep up with you).

After that, I'd...