What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking? 

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Full of Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you

Oh, come on, I'm not that bad...I just answered the questions badly...

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Baby

And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa!

Holy shit.

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Stuffed Animal





Either Santa got your Christmas wish many years late...
Or he secretly thinks you're a bit immature!
Oh please!

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents





You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!