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posted by isabelle_905
From an email.

THE LIFE CYCLE

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

u should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, u wake up in an old age home pagina feeling better every day.

u get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when u start work, u get a goud watch on your first day.

u work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

u drink alcohol, u party, you're generally promiscuous and u get ready for High School.

u go to primary school, u become a kid , u play, u have no responsibilities, u become a baby, and then...

u spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, u finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.