basically my brother and I are VERY immature and when ever i see him i say any of these three.No matter what I can't help but laughing... WAY TO GO IMMATURE PEOPLE! WOO!

I don't like pronouncing it correctly, lmao!

OMG HERE IS A TRICK:
say "i hate happiness" without the "h"`s. LOL

I also love 'Homo Erectus'
Homo.....
Erectus.....
LOL!

Saw it on Friends, btw

LILA YOU ARE MY HERO!
I AM TOTALLY GOING UP TO SOME RANDOM GUY ON THE STREET AND ASKING HIM TO SAY THAT!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He sees another guy at the bar, and on the bar is a tiny man playing a piano and a lamp. The first guy says "What's up with the small man on the piano?" The second guy says "Just rub the lamp and make a wish." So the first guy rubs the lamp, a genie comes out and grants him one wish. He says "I wish for a million bucks!" At that moment a million ducks runs through the bar. The first guy looks confused and says "I wished for a million bucks! Not a million ducks!" To which the second guy says "Do you think I wished for a ten inch pianist?!" Badabump!

Thank you thank you! I'll be here all night. Try the shrimp! :p

LMAO johnminh!!! That's SO awesome!!!

(eats shrimp)

When like a baby says it

chortle cracks me up too

cookie?