I would trust the cow wth my life!!:)

Not only is it a weapon, but it also gives milk.

i like cows they are my fave animal! x
+ you could ride them instead of walking *coughs* LAZY *coughs*

at least i can do more things with a hand

Things you can do with a banana [so fun to type]:
Throw it at someone
Mush it in somone's eye
Stick it up someone's ass/nose, anywhere with an opening [sorry, sounds bad]
Eat it
Put the skin on the ground so someone would slip on it
Give it to a monkey/clown
If its really bright then it might glow in the dark.
That's all I can think of right now.

when you get lazy it will carry you when your thirsty it il give you milk and then when your about to die of starvation you kil it and eat it! simple! except i dont like red meat so i dont see why i would kill it and eat it id probably train it into being a food finder!

Because cows are epic.

and plus cowgirlfromhell there are banana phones! lol :P

oh you're mad!! thats a good one!!:)

HAHA! I also love bananas, and all the reasons that cowgirlfromhell did! lol! And the your mom one!

I'm having second thoughts about not choosing the cow... I still stick with HIRO tho. he would carry me anyways!

Yatta!!!!!!

More power to my stomach.

Make it short
Enjoy it medium rare
And let the carcass crush you.

:) I'll die a happy person.

Nothing would be able to beat me. Unless they have a gun, and they shoot me, and then they eat the bannana.

hehe!!! *makes lightsaber noise* Damn it!!! Where's my leg??? What the hell happened to my feet? *laughs*

His face will scare away your Aunt Gerty.

Mooooooooooove!

LOL miss_little!

at least i won't be lonely.

i dont even like twilight, i'd just get lonely :P (my second choice was banana XD)