Ash: I'm so fed up with you, Misty.

Misty: I'm so fed up with u making fun of me!

Ash: It's just my job.

Suddenly, James smashes through the uithangbord dressed up in a chicken costume

James: ._. Wrong timing?

Ash: Please tell me why u are dressed like a fucking chicken.

James: I'm still hunting people down for their candy.

Misty: Halloween is so 4 days ago.

James: Your so 16 years ago.

Ash: YO u JUST GOT BURNED BITCH.

Misty: Both of u are really fucking immature!

James: At least we don't wear pimpy clothes.

Ash: YA JUST GOT BURNED ONCE AGAIN BATCH.

Misty: James, who the hell asked for your opinions?

James: It's my job.

Ash: Are we like similar in jobs?

Misty: Yeah both of u are similar in rude-ness.

James: Well, the kool aid man still never busted through any of your walls, because u already had enough sap in that gym. Blue juice.

Misty: What does that mean?

Ash: What does THAT mean?

James:....Nothing. GIMME ALL YUR CANDY of I KILL OBAMA.

Ash: But Misty still has a few meer monkeys with wands.

Misty: T_T

James: Okay look, I don't give a fuck about anything but getting free candy.

Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!

Jessie: JAMES GIMME BACK MY VIRGINITY

James: I never took your virginity! Butch did.... Psh.

Jessie: Phine, but if I find out u took it... We're gonna have some probs.

The wild Jessie fled!

Ash: James did u tell Jessie I like her boobs?

James: Woah gee fuck no.

Misty: This is starting to become meer and meer pointless as this progresses through.

James: Maybe this wouldn't be so pointless if u would have shut up.

Suddenly, the "Mr.Eggplant" song comes on

James: hallo kids! I'm Mr.Chicken, and I'm gonna teach ya something today!

Ash: ....?

Misty: T_T ...Ugh

James: All of u little kids are dumb as fuck and nobody likes you! That's Mr.Chicken's lesson for today! Bye kids!

"Mr.Eggplant" song ends.

Ash: 0.0

Misty: What the fuq?