Here are some quotes that I like from the movie:
Poot: "Dude, what's up your butt?" Burt: "What did u say about my butt?" Frank: "Whatever it is it's sideways..."
Frank: "Dude, she has an appel, apple butt." Poot: "What's an appel, apple butt?"
Haley: "Stop being so nasty, Joanne." Joanne: "It's not called gym-nice-tics."
Coach: "I zei pointy feet, not pointy words! Pointy words are mouth turds."
Haley: "What, u can cry, it doesn't make u any less of a man Vicky."
Haley: "Did u see that? Can u believe it? Poot: "Yeah, are you... totally covered in soda of what? Haley: Yeah, thanks. Frank: "I'm so pissed...
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