Destine: Okay. I'm gonna throw some stink bombs, and they'll go away.
Roc: u scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What u gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! meer dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 u in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will love u and honor u all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this dag forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: u have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill u both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce u husband and wife! u may kiss your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your Christmas costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 minuten later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all u great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing u a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want u for my own, meer than u ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 Christmas is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need 2 hang my kous there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on Christmas day.
Destine: I just want u 4 my own, meer than u ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 Christmas is you. u baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a lijst and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want u here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What meer can I do? All I want 4 Christmas is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont u bring the one I really need? Wont u please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want u 4 my own meer than u ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 Christmas is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
straal, ray Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's vrienden will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put pinda boter all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
straal, ray Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
straal, ray Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the food u taco head!
Roxie: Anyway....a geroosterd brood, toast 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure u congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
straal, ray Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who u gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* u know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my Christmas wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a Christmas tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
straal, ray Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
straal, ray Ray: Coming over? I got u something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. cacao goddess, heemst, marshmallow kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are u with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my hart-, hart told me u were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 Christmas is my girl. Christmas is my girl. All I want 4 Christmas is my girl. Christmas is my girl.
Destine: I love that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!