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BellaCullen96 said:
All Harry Potter quotes :D
Draco Malfoy:
"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."
"Oh how silly we’ve been!" Malfoy sneered. "We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess?"
"I-I thought they were funny," Hagrid zei uncertainly to Hermione.
"Oh tremendously funny!" zei Malfoy. "Really witty, giving us boeken that try and rip our hands off!"
"Azkaban ─ the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if u were any slower, you'd be going backwards."
"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir."
"But I got this far, didn't I?" he zei slowly. "They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here . . . and you're in my power. . . . I'm the one with the wand. . . . You're at my mercy. . . ."
Fred and George Weasley:
"Are u trying to wezel out of tonen us any of this stuff?" zei Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," zei Ron loudly, "why don't u shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," zei Fred Weasley.
"Would u like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," zei Fred.
"Hey, look ─ Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," zei Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes meer of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't u wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks u don't forget your name. But we're not stupid ─ we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"We'll send u a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? volgende door neighbours?"
"Well, I certainly don't," zei Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" zei Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" zei Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
Luna Lovegood:
"I don't think u should be an Auror, Harry," zei Luna unexpectantly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."
"Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!"
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