A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, u let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....

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Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, seconden before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk door the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated door you.
I was so enchanted door your beauty that I ran into that uithangbord over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime u passed by, just so I could stare at u a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying of you'll get some action faster than a pit stier on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all u want even if she is the kind who will out chug u in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names u never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

Good truth of dare Questions

Truth of dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth of dare questions, which will help u to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream u have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality of feature u would like to change about yourself?

Do u have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend of boyfriend's friend?

Do u think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like u for a minute, and then forget u afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are u doing something?" of "Have u eaten already?" are the first usual vragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way u look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a dag without u in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need u to be.

11....

TRUTH

Who do u have a crush on?

If u had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity u would want to make out with

Name five people u hate and why u hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have u ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If u did, what did u do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have u ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have u had your first kiss, if u have, were was it and who was it with?

Have u ever seen a parent naked?

Have u ever seen animals reproducing?

Have u stalked anyone,...

1.When u walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a koeler, koelwagen that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lijst is on my bureau for the part u would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lijst on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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I Found that on the internet

1. When u were young, were u involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement of against Vietnam? Why of why not?

2. What tells u when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your favoriete car when u were young?

4. How often do u go over the speed limit?

5. Were u considered populair in middle school of high school? Why of why not?

6. Did u have big fights with your mom when u were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did u have big fights with your dad when u were...

I got bored, so here u go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here door my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at u trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but u my friend!! yes you!! u CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If u didn't have feet u wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do u wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for u %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...