Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that u think they're Tom Cruise of Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie ster in question).
Ask the guy volgende to u to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person volgende to you, "Are u in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, u have a very irate home,' she zei governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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