Song: link
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if u don't have enough water, of shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if u bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were meer men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the uploaden button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stal the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did u see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did u find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a uithangbord as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our volgende target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning brand with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three meer bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He zei it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. u must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down volgende to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment u two will be working on. He'll fill u in on everything when u go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued reading his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. u are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet u too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank u Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a bureau with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have u got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, u have a special round of ammo that can brand explosive bullets. Ellie, u got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: u don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when u can steal a geweer-, geweer from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* u can store many items in here, but u can also use it as a gas grenade if u need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission u two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope u get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So u finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a zoek & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for u at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man u killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination u two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged door Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: u can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if u spot our target. u remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the muziek as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed door Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns brand with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill meer soldiers*
Sasha: We need meer backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are u alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told u to stay door the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted u to stay there for a reason. I gotta get u to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are u making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did u find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank u for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call u once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* u have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: u were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave u two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: u used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two meer hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us meer supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. u just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do u think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the uploaden time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two meer guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 meer guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. u focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her portemonnee as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to annuleer that uploaden before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the uploaden screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If u can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With meer bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together meer often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if u don't have enough water, of shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if u bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were meer men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the uploaden button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stal the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did u see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did u find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a uithangbord as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our volgende target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning brand with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three meer bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He zei it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. u must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down volgende to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment u two will be working on. He'll fill u in on everything when u go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued reading his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. u are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet u too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank u Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a bureau with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have u got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, u have a special round of ammo that can brand explosive bullets. Ellie, u got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: u don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when u can steal a geweer-, geweer from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* u can store many items in here, but u can also use it as a gas grenade if u need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission u two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope u get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So u finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a zoek & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for u at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man u killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination u two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged door Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: u can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if u spot our target. u remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the muziek as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed door Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns brand with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill meer soldiers*
Sasha: We need meer backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are u alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told u to stay door the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted u to stay there for a reason. I gotta get u to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are u making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did u find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank u for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call u once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* u have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: u were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave u two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: u used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two meer hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us meer supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. u just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do u think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the uploaden time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two meer guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 meer guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. u focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her portemonnee as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to annuleer that uploaden before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the uploaden screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If u can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With meer bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together meer often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
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