Rapunzel

RAPUNZEL: [deep breath]
Okay.[opens closet, Flynn falls out]
Uh? [examines Flynn]
Hmm.

[Rapunzel pulls chair. Pascal wakes up Flynn.]

FLYNN:
Agh! Huh? Uh? [struggles] Is this hair?

RAPUNZEL:
Struggling… struggling is pointless.

FLYNN:
Huh?

RAPUNZEL:
I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.

FLYNN:
What?

RAPUNZEL:
Who are you? And how did u find me?

FLYNN:
Aha.

RAPUNZEL:
Who are you, and how did u find me?

FLYNN:
Mm-hm. I know not who u are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…
Hi. How ya doin’? The name’s Flynn Rider. How’s your dag goin’? Huh?

RAPUNZEL:
Ugh! Who else knows...

FLYNN:
This is the story of how I died.

Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine.

This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel and it starts with the sun

Now, once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens and from this small drop of sun, grew a magic, golden flower. It had the ability to heal the sick and injured.

Oh, u see that old woman over there? u might want to remember her. She's kind of important.

Well, centuries passed, and a hop skip and a boot ride away there grew a kingdom. The kingdom was ruled door a beloved king...

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FLYNN:
Uh, uh… Agh! Oh no. No no no no no no no no no no, this is bad, this is very, very bad, this is really bad… They just can’t get my nose right!

STABBINGTON:
Who cares?

FLYNN:
Well it’s easy for u to say! u guys look amazing.

[Boxed in]
FLYNN:
Uh, all right, okay, give me a boost, and I’ll pull u up.

STABBINGTON:
Give us the schooltas, satchel first.

FLYNN:
Uh? I just–I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, u don’t trust me? Ouch.

STABBINGTON:
Now help us up, pretty boy.

FLYNN:
Sorry, my hands are full.

STABBINGTON:
What? Rider!

[chase]
CAPTAIN:
Retrieve that...

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[Pascal hides behind the window]
RAPUNZEL:
Ha! Hmm, well, I guess Pascal's not hiding out here...

[Pascal sniggers. Rapunzel finds him]
RAPUNZEL:
Gotcha! That's twenty-two for me. How about twenty three out of forty five?

[Pascal frowns]
RAPUNZEL:
Okay, well, what do u wanna do?

[Pascal motions to go outside]
RAPUNZEL:
Yeah, I don't think so. I like it in here and so do you. [Pascal sticks out tongue] Oh, come on, Pascal, it's not so bad in there...

RAPUNZEL: [singing]
7 AM, the usual morning lineup:
Start on the chores and sweep 'til the floor's all clean
Polish and wax, do laundry, and mop...