The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing

But I
I love it when u read to me
And you
u can read me anything

The book of love has muziek in it
In fact that's where muziek comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb

But I
I love it when u sing to me
And you
u can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know

But I
I love it when u give me things
And you
u ought to give me wedding rings

And I
I love it when u give me things
And you
u ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when u give me things
And you
u ought to give me wedding rings
u ought to give me wedding rings