If u have it, u want to share it. If u share it, u don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
The meer u have of it, the less u see. What is it?
Darkness
What book was once owned door only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
u can't buy it in a bookstore of take it from a library.
A telephone book.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The jaar 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009!
What has no beginning, end, of middle?
A doughnut.
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work - Employment
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A keuken-, keuken strainer.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
Rhubarb.
What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Stockings
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A candle.
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
u heard me before, yet u hear me again. Then I die, 'til u call me again. What am I?
An echo
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who's in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who's in the coffin?
His son
There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and one lies. There are also 2 doors. One leads to Heaven and the other leads to the devils playground. One guard is in front of each door. u can only ask the guards ONE vraag and u have to ask the same vraag to both guards. What u are trying to find out is which door leads to Heaven and which door leads to the devil's playground.
Ask each one "What will the other one say is the door to heaven?" They should answer the same. Go in the opposite door they say.
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one bokser knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
They were women boxing.
A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?
9
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A beer walks past the house. What color is the bear?
Probably a white Polar beer in the North Pole.
A skin have I, meer eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
A potato
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt.Everest
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
No, he's dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can u subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after u subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?
There is no dirt in a hole.
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be.
Few
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
9
If u were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do u light first?
The match
If u were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would u travel if u took one step backward?
North
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence of a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Every maand has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but u will! What am I?
An onion.
The meer it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
The meer u take, the meer u leave behind. What are they?
Foot steps.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Meat
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Peppers
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
The Earth.
What can u catch but not throw?
A cold.
What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Suicide
A secret.
The meer u have of it, the less u see. What is it?
Darkness
What book was once owned door only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
u can't buy it in a bookstore of take it from a library.
A telephone book.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The jaar 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009!
What has no beginning, end, of middle?
A doughnut.
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work - Employment
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A keuken-, keuken strainer.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
Rhubarb.
What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Stockings
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A candle.
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
u heard me before, yet u hear me again. Then I die, 'til u call me again. What am I?
An echo
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who's in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who's in the coffin?
His son
There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and one lies. There are also 2 doors. One leads to Heaven and the other leads to the devils playground. One guard is in front of each door. u can only ask the guards ONE vraag and u have to ask the same vraag to both guards. What u are trying to find out is which door leads to Heaven and which door leads to the devil's playground.
Ask each one "What will the other one say is the door to heaven?" They should answer the same. Go in the opposite door they say.
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one bokser knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
They were women boxing.
A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?
9
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A beer walks past the house. What color is the bear?
Probably a white Polar beer in the North Pole.
A skin have I, meer eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
A potato
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt.Everest
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
No, he's dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can u subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after u subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?
There is no dirt in a hole.
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be.
Few
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
9
If u were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do u light first?
The match
If u were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would u travel if u took one step backward?
North
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence of a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Every maand has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but u will! What am I?
An onion.
The meer it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
The meer u take, the meer u leave behind. What are they?
Foot steps.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Meat
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Peppers
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
The Earth.
What can u catch but not throw?
A cold.
What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Suicide