I pulled into the school parking lot, in my red converteerbaar, cabriolet with my brothers, husband and sister in tow, we pulled into our regular spot when I suddenly saw a rust oranje truck two spots down from us, I saw a girl with long brown hair, brown hair and horrible taste in clothing step out, she looked nervously around before a group of kids I've seen before went and surronded her
" she's... beautiful" I heard Edward say in a dreamy voice, I whipped myself around and starred st him with a unpleased and angry expression
" No she is not she's hideous!" I practically screeched at Edward
" Rosalie u just jealous" Edward zei still looking at the hideous girl
" I am not! I would never envy her ugliness an d stupidity!"
The klok, bell rang signalling classes were beginning soon. As i was getting ready to go to my first class, english I saw Alice slip into the washroom, I stomped into the washok, wasruimte after her and saw her composing a note,
" Who's that a note to?" I asked impatiently
" Oh nobody.. my teacher explaining why I was late last week." Alice zei smiling
" save it I said" and I grabbed the note through Alice's messy hand writing I could make out the words; Hi Bella my brother in interested in u and I thought maybe u would come over and I could do your make up and hair and then my brother could take u for a date!
Sincerly Alice
" Alice!" I screeched tearing the note to pieces
" how could you?!" I screeched
" she's... beautiful" I heard Edward say in a dreamy voice, I whipped myself around and starred st him with a unpleased and angry expression
" No she is not she's hideous!" I practically screeched at Edward
" Rosalie u just jealous" Edward zei still looking at the hideous girl
" I am not! I would never envy her ugliness an d stupidity!"
The klok, bell rang signalling classes were beginning soon. As i was getting ready to go to my first class, english I saw Alice slip into the washroom, I stomped into the washok, wasruimte after her and saw her composing a note,
" Who's that a note to?" I asked impatiently
" Oh nobody.. my teacher explaining why I was late last week." Alice zei smiling
" save it I said" and I grabbed the note through Alice's messy hand writing I could make out the words; Hi Bella my brother in interested in u and I thought maybe u would come over and I could do your make up and hair and then my brother could take u for a date!
Sincerly Alice
" Alice!" I screeched tearing the note to pieces
" how could you?!" I screeched
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” door The Police. When she asks why the hell u did it, say that she reminds u of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” door The Police. When she asks why the hell u did it, say that she reminds u of Roxanne.
