Scrubs Christmas Quotes?

J.D.: What do u hate most about the holidays?
Carla: Wrapping presents. You?
J.D.: My family.

J.D.: I was just trying to -
Janitor: Oh, I know exactly what you're trying to do. But u will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
J.D.: But I've only worked here for three months.

J.D.: What's your problem anyway?
Dr. Cox: For starters I hate Christmas.

J.D.: God bless us; everyone.
Turk: Dude u could not be a bigger dork.

Dr. Cox: I mean, think about it: It's the holidays, there's a sweet little kid involved. Can't u just feel it?

Dr. Cox: God, I hate Christmas. I really do.

Elliot: What are u doing for the holidays. Laverne?
Laverne: Minding my own business.