Song: link
regenboog Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of regenboog Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of regenboog Dash: Rated TV-G
Screwball: That sounds about right. One half from shows focusing on trains, and the other half not focusing on trains, though the first episode of The Adventures of regenboog Dash that we toon tonight will have a train in it.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run door five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 7: Change Is The Law Of Life
Makenzie: I'm not putting on make up. Why do trains even wear it?!
Georgia: It makes u look sensational sugar. I wear it all the time.
Makenzie: I'm just not into that stuff.
Georgia: How do u know unless u try it?
Makenzie: I guess I'm nervous, and don't want to be embarrassed about it. *Goes to do her work*
Today, Mr. Swanson assigned Makenzie to pull a freight train to the Mossberg Harbor. All of the freight cars were tank cars, loaded with water, to be exported to other places for drinking. Along the way however, she would get into trouble.
Makenzie: *Pulling her train*
Hatti: *Going really fast with her train. She's on the same track as Makenzie, and is heading towards her* I got to pick up meer computers.
Makenzie: *Sees Hatti* Look out Hatti!
Hatti: *Gets out of Makenzie's way, but her freight cars are still blocking the line*
Makenzie: *Applies her brakes*
Hatti: *Goes faster*
Makenzie: *Hits Hatti's caboose, and derails*
Makenzie was so frightened, that she passed out. When she woke up, she saw that she was in the repairs.
Makenzie: *Looks around*
Workman 93: Hello Makenzie. How do u feel?
Makenzie: Fine, but my eyes... Something feels strange.
Workman 93: Better take a look at this then. *Holds up a mirror*
Makenzie: *Sees that she is wearing red eyeliner* Georgia!!!!!!!
Workman 93: *Drops the mirror, covering his ears*
Makenzie: *Looks at herself through the remains of the mirror* Actually, this isn't half bad.
Makenzie soon learned something. It's always good to try new things. u don't have to like them, but all u have to do is try it.
The End
Screwball: And now for a very late Thanksgiving special from Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 15
What's Cooking?
November 20, 1952
Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.
Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations at Denver that need to be picked up. Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme. I need u to pick up the train of decorations at Denver.
Hawkeye: We got it.
Pete: Percy, u must maintain our engines at the servicing facility, and make sure they're running smoothly.
Percy: Ok.
Pete: Jeff, u gotta repair track in the yards.
Jeff: Alright.
Pete: Gordon, u must-
Gordon: *Sleeping*
Pete: Gordon.
Gordon: *Waking up* Ah, blowjob!!
Pete: Excuse me?
Gordon: I was having a dream that Honey was giving me a blowjob.
Honey: Ew! Nopony would do that for you.
Pete: Gordon, you're suspended from work for a week.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Pete: After u do your work.
Gordon: Say what now?
Pete: u are going into North Platte Nebraska to deliver some new cars door Canterlot into Omaha.
Gordon: Fuck that, I want to be suspended from work now.
Pete: Either u deliver those cars to Omaha of you're fired.
Gordon: Fine. I'll do it your way.
Pete: Snowflake, Orion, and Red Rose, you'll do your usual jobs.
Snowflake: We got it.
Bartholomew: Uhm, sir? u forgot about me.
Pete: Oh.
Honey: And u forgot about me too.
Pete: Ok, Honey u go with Gordon, and Bartholomew is going to work in the yards.
Bartholomew: Ok. I hope I don't find any chemical cars.
Orion: Me neither.
Everypony left to do their work, except Gordon. He was thinking about getting a huge turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving with.
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.
Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. u just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did u call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.
Meanwhile in Denver.
Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.
Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were u thinking when u went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do u even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are u so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.
A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.
Pete: Excellent work u two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work dag is over, see u tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*
Meanwhile in Omaha
Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-
Song: link
Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey. *Chases Turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble *Running away*
Honey: Gordon, leave him alone!
Gordon: No! *Continues chasing turkey* Get the hell over here!
Turkey: *Running between engine, and cars*
Gordon: Shit *Uncouples engines from cars* Honey, drive!
Honey: *Drives engine*
Gordon: *Runs across tracks*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *gets on engine*
Gordon: STOP!!
Honey: *stops engine*
Turkey: *Hops off engine* Gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Gordon: Yeah, I'd like to see u gobble when I roast your ezel for Thanksgiving.
Turkey: *Running away*
Gordon: *Dives for turkey*
Turkey: gobble *turns left*
Gordon: *Lands on ground* Motherbucker.
Turkey: *Pecking on Gordon*
Gordon: Quit it! *Chokes turkey*
Turkey: *Pecks Gordon in the eye*
Gordon: Ow! *Drops turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble! *Runs away*
Honey: I told u to leave him alone.
Gordon: Fuck u *Chases turkey*
Now they were running around the engines that Honey was driving.
Honey: *Watching*
Turkey: gobble gobble *Running*
Gordon: *Chasing turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Runs in cab*
Gordon: *getting tired* Where did he go?
Turkey: *puts engine in reverse*
Gordon: *On train tracks* Ah! *Running from engine*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Makes engine go faster*
Gordon: *Running slower* I'm so tired.
Turkey: *Runs over Gordon*
Gordon: AAHH! *pushed off tracks*
Turkey: *Stops engine*
Honey: Hahahahahaha! *Points at Gordon* u got hit door a train, driven door a turkey.
Gordon: *Heals himself with magic* Where is that thing?
Turkey: *Runs out of cab*
Gordon: Aha *Runs after turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Running towards dealership*
Gordon: *Catches turkey* Got you. And now, you're going to get what u deserve. *Takes turkey into cab*
Honey: What are u doing with that?
Gordon: *Grabs gun* Killing him. *Shoots turkey*
Turkey: Aah! *Dies*
volgende dag when Gordon returned.
Gordon: Pete! I brought a turkey to celebrate thanksgiving with!
Pete: Oh my god.
Gordon: What?
Pete: u shot it's fucking head off!
Gordon: Oh.
Pete: u are now suspended from work for two weeks.
Gordon: Whatever, I got two weeks off. See ya *Leaves station*
The end
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Cold weather arrives, and everypony has to try their best.
Song: link
Tom & Master Sword: *Playing the song on gitaar Hero*
Screwball: Thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back at 8:30 for meer spectacular stories.
regenboog Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of regenboog Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of regenboog Dash: Rated TV-G
Screwball: That sounds about right. One half from shows focusing on trains, and the other half not focusing on trains, though the first episode of The Adventures of regenboog Dash that we toon tonight will have a train in it.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run door five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 7: Change Is The Law Of Life
Makenzie: I'm not putting on make up. Why do trains even wear it?!
Georgia: It makes u look sensational sugar. I wear it all the time.
Makenzie: I'm just not into that stuff.
Georgia: How do u know unless u try it?
Makenzie: I guess I'm nervous, and don't want to be embarrassed about it. *Goes to do her work*
Today, Mr. Swanson assigned Makenzie to pull a freight train to the Mossberg Harbor. All of the freight cars were tank cars, loaded with water, to be exported to other places for drinking. Along the way however, she would get into trouble.
Makenzie: *Pulling her train*
Hatti: *Going really fast with her train. She's on the same track as Makenzie, and is heading towards her* I got to pick up meer computers.
Makenzie: *Sees Hatti* Look out Hatti!
Hatti: *Gets out of Makenzie's way, but her freight cars are still blocking the line*
Makenzie: *Applies her brakes*
Hatti: *Goes faster*
Makenzie: *Hits Hatti's caboose, and derails*
Makenzie was so frightened, that she passed out. When she woke up, she saw that she was in the repairs.
Makenzie: *Looks around*
Workman 93: Hello Makenzie. How do u feel?
Makenzie: Fine, but my eyes... Something feels strange.
Workman 93: Better take a look at this then. *Holds up a mirror*
Makenzie: *Sees that she is wearing red eyeliner* Georgia!!!!!!!
Workman 93: *Drops the mirror, covering his ears*
Makenzie: *Looks at herself through the remains of the mirror* Actually, this isn't half bad.
Makenzie soon learned something. It's always good to try new things. u don't have to like them, but all u have to do is try it.
The End
Screwball: And now for a very late Thanksgiving special from Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 15
What's Cooking?
November 20, 1952
Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.
Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations at Denver that need to be picked up. Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme. I need u to pick up the train of decorations at Denver.
Hawkeye: We got it.
Pete: Percy, u must maintain our engines at the servicing facility, and make sure they're running smoothly.
Percy: Ok.
Pete: Jeff, u gotta repair track in the yards.
Jeff: Alright.
Pete: Gordon, u must-
Gordon: *Sleeping*
Pete: Gordon.
Gordon: *Waking up* Ah, blowjob!!
Pete: Excuse me?
Gordon: I was having a dream that Honey was giving me a blowjob.
Honey: Ew! Nopony would do that for you.
Pete: Gordon, you're suspended from work for a week.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Pete: After u do your work.
Gordon: Say what now?
Pete: u are going into North Platte Nebraska to deliver some new cars door Canterlot into Omaha.
Gordon: Fuck that, I want to be suspended from work now.
Pete: Either u deliver those cars to Omaha of you're fired.
Gordon: Fine. I'll do it your way.
Pete: Snowflake, Orion, and Red Rose, you'll do your usual jobs.
Snowflake: We got it.
Bartholomew: Uhm, sir? u forgot about me.
Pete: Oh.
Honey: And u forgot about me too.
Pete: Ok, Honey u go with Gordon, and Bartholomew is going to work in the yards.
Bartholomew: Ok. I hope I don't find any chemical cars.
Orion: Me neither.
Everypony left to do their work, except Gordon. He was thinking about getting a huge turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving with.
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.
Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. u just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did u call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.
Meanwhile in Denver.
Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.
Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were u thinking when u went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do u even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are u so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.
A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.
Pete: Excellent work u two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work dag is over, see u tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*
Meanwhile in Omaha
Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-
Song: link
Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey. *Chases Turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble *Running away*
Honey: Gordon, leave him alone!
Gordon: No! *Continues chasing turkey* Get the hell over here!
Turkey: *Running between engine, and cars*
Gordon: Shit *Uncouples engines from cars* Honey, drive!
Honey: *Drives engine*
Gordon: *Runs across tracks*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *gets on engine*
Gordon: STOP!!
Honey: *stops engine*
Turkey: *Hops off engine* Gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Gordon: Yeah, I'd like to see u gobble when I roast your ezel for Thanksgiving.
Turkey: *Running away*
Gordon: *Dives for turkey*
Turkey: gobble *turns left*
Gordon: *Lands on ground* Motherbucker.
Turkey: *Pecking on Gordon*
Gordon: Quit it! *Chokes turkey*
Turkey: *Pecks Gordon in the eye*
Gordon: Ow! *Drops turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble! *Runs away*
Honey: I told u to leave him alone.
Gordon: Fuck u *Chases turkey*
Now they were running around the engines that Honey was driving.
Honey: *Watching*
Turkey: gobble gobble *Running*
Gordon: *Chasing turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Runs in cab*
Gordon: *getting tired* Where did he go?
Turkey: *puts engine in reverse*
Gordon: *On train tracks* Ah! *Running from engine*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Makes engine go faster*
Gordon: *Running slower* I'm so tired.
Turkey: *Runs over Gordon*
Gordon: AAHH! *pushed off tracks*
Turkey: *Stops engine*
Honey: Hahahahahaha! *Points at Gordon* u got hit door a train, driven door a turkey.
Gordon: *Heals himself with magic* Where is that thing?
Turkey: *Runs out of cab*
Gordon: Aha *Runs after turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Running towards dealership*
Gordon: *Catches turkey* Got you. And now, you're going to get what u deserve. *Takes turkey into cab*
Honey: What are u doing with that?
Gordon: *Grabs gun* Killing him. *Shoots turkey*
Turkey: Aah! *Dies*
volgende dag when Gordon returned.
Gordon: Pete! I brought a turkey to celebrate thanksgiving with!
Pete: Oh my god.
Gordon: What?
Pete: u shot it's fucking head off!
Gordon: Oh.
Pete: u are now suspended from work for two weeks.
Gordon: Whatever, I got two weeks off. See ya *Leaves station*
The end
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Cold weather arrives, and everypony has to try their best.
Song: link
Tom & Master Sword: *Playing the song on gitaar Hero*
Screwball: Thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back at 8:30 for meer spectacular stories.
