Song: link
Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important pony in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did u even check to see where u were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
regenboog Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version door the way, not the extended one.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the jaar 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning brand with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an oranje car. Not only did he brand Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen u yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an oranje car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, u have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Applebloom hops into the back of this car
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the oranje car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the oranje car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a brand hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to kruis the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was veilig now. She decided to go tell regenboog Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes regenboog Dash's cloudhouse* regenboog Dash?! *Stands on top, boven of an Oldsmobile* regenboog Dash, I need your help!!
regenboog Dash: *Comes out of her wolk house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* u there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, stempel, punch her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the romp, kofferbak of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
regenboog Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
regenboog Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
regenboog Dash: Princess? This is regenboog Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
regenboog Dash: Nothing good. u see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced u to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to kom bij us?
regenboog Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
regenboog Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see u two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her vrienden are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them regenboog Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going regenboog Dash. Can u go with us?
regenboog Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. u know Tirek, I want to tell u something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do u want boter on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give u the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: u were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, u can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: u mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do u really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank u Celestia. u don't know how much this means to me. door the way, I have a really awesome boot that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark door the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are u ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice boot u have.
They both got on board, and the boot left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the boot started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the boot swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed door everyone.
The dag after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank u sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with u Rarity. Do u know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of muziek that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: u were fifteen minuten late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. u know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed door an oranje stallion*
Tirek: I shall see u later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
volgende morning, Tirek ordered regenboog Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet appel, apple Acres to the school.
regenboog Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at regenboog Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned u to pull those wagons.
regenboog Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school regenboog Dash?
regenboog Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
regenboog Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, regenboog Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling meer wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
regenboog Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: regenboog Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are u crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at regenboog Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into regenboog Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making meer cupcakes when the stallion with the oranje car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: u are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are u doing here?!
Stallion: To take u out u German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
volgende morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have u noticed a missing pony?
regenboog Dash: u took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of u are now on probation!
For regenboog Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
regenboog Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
regenboog Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. regenboog Dash was just about to give up her zoek when suddenly...
regenboog Dash: *Sees an oranje car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
regenboog Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: regenboog Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
regenboog Dash: I'm so glad u found me too. Now hop in. I have to get u out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, regenboog Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do u zhink anyone is following us?
regenboog Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that u think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
regenboog Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an oranje car behind her* Remember seeing an oranje Chevrolet Nova?
regenboog Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows regenboog Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on regenboog Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did u bring any veapons?
regenboog Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could u forget?!
regenboog Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
regenboog Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
regenboog Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are u okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still kruis at u for not bringing any veapons!
regenboog Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we lost those guys.
Stallion: Oh no u didn't. *Points the gun at regenboog Dash* Now, both of u are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. u shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
regenboog Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if u ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
regenboog Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for u further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
Song: link
regenboog Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and regenboog Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
regenboog Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
regenboog Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees regenboog Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if u don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
regenboog Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley volgende to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
regenboog Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go vooruit, voorwaarts while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
regenboog Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down meer track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
regenboog Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train kruis the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track, having them volgende to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and regenboog Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to regenboog Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must meld to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
regenboog Dash: *Walks out of the model train koop with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were u expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a fan fiction vithout swearing.
regenboog Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! of Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
regenboog Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this fan fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: u can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Applejack: Thank's for watching everyone.
Kevin: We'll be back volgende week with episodes from On The Block.
Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important pony in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did u even check to see where u were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
regenboog Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version door the way, not the extended one.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the jaar 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning brand with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an oranje car. Not only did he brand Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen u yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an oranje car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, u have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Applebloom hops into the back of this car
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the oranje car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the oranje car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a brand hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to kruis the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was veilig now. She decided to go tell regenboog Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes regenboog Dash's cloudhouse* regenboog Dash?! *Stands on top, boven of an Oldsmobile* regenboog Dash, I need your help!!
regenboog Dash: *Comes out of her wolk house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* u there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, stempel, punch her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the romp, kofferbak of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
regenboog Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
regenboog Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
regenboog Dash: Princess? This is regenboog Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
regenboog Dash: Nothing good. u see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced u to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to kom bij us?
regenboog Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
regenboog Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see u two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her vrienden are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them regenboog Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going regenboog Dash. Can u go with us?
regenboog Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. u know Tirek, I want to tell u something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do u want boter on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give u the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: u were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, u can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: u mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do u really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank u Celestia. u don't know how much this means to me. door the way, I have a really awesome boot that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark door the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are u ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice boot u have.
They both got on board, and the boot left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the boot started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the boot swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed door everyone.
The dag after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank u sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with u Rarity. Do u know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of muziek that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: u were fifteen minuten late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. u know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed door an oranje stallion*
Tirek: I shall see u later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
volgende morning, Tirek ordered regenboog Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet appel, apple Acres to the school.
regenboog Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at regenboog Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned u to pull those wagons.
regenboog Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school regenboog Dash?
regenboog Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
regenboog Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, regenboog Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling meer wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
regenboog Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: regenboog Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are u crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at regenboog Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into regenboog Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making meer cupcakes when the stallion with the oranje car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: u are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are u doing here?!
Stallion: To take u out u German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
volgende morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have u noticed a missing pony?
regenboog Dash: u took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of u are now on probation!
For regenboog Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
regenboog Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
regenboog Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. regenboog Dash was just about to give up her zoek when suddenly...
regenboog Dash: *Sees an oranje car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
regenboog Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: regenboog Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
regenboog Dash: I'm so glad u found me too. Now hop in. I have to get u out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, regenboog Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do u zhink anyone is following us?
regenboog Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that u think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
regenboog Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an oranje car behind her* Remember seeing an oranje Chevrolet Nova?
regenboog Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows regenboog Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on regenboog Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did u bring any veapons?
regenboog Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could u forget?!
regenboog Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
regenboog Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
regenboog Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are u okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still kruis at u for not bringing any veapons!
regenboog Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we lost those guys.
Stallion: Oh no u didn't. *Points the gun at regenboog Dash* Now, both of u are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. u shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
regenboog Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if u ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
regenboog Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for u further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
Song: link
regenboog Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and regenboog Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
regenboog Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
regenboog Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees regenboog Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if u don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
regenboog Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley volgende to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
regenboog Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go vooruit, voorwaarts while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
regenboog Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down meer track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
regenboog Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train kruis the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track, having them volgende to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
regenboog Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and regenboog Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to regenboog Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must meld to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
regenboog Dash: *Walks out of the model train koop with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were u expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a fan fiction vithout swearing.
regenboog Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! of Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
regenboog Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this fan fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: u can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Applejack: Thank's for watching everyone.
Kevin: We'll be back volgende week with episodes from On The Block.
