Rouge the bat finally got her car to the bodyshop. Just as soon as she got her car inside, the engine broke.
Mechanic: Seems like u got here just in time. What can I help u with?
Rouge: I need a new radiator to prevent my car from overheating.
Mechanic: Okay, and I'll even repair the engine for you. Both services will cost u $220 each.
Rouge: *Gives mechanic $440*
Mechanic: Excellent. I'll get your car repaired right away.
Rouge: *Goes on her smartphone, and goes on the internet*
Mechanic: How's your dealership going?
Rouge: Fine. I'm just making a new advertisement for the internet.
Mechanic: I saw one of your commercials.
Rouge: I made a new one yesterday. u wanna see it?
Mechanic: Sure.
Rouge: *Shows commercial on TV*
Mechanic: How did you-
Rouge: Technology.
This is the commercial.
Rouge: Howdy. Are u a female with beautiful looks?
17 jaar old girl: *Walking down street*
Boys: *Staring*
Boy: She's sexy.
17 jaar old girl: *Farts*
Rouge: Do u have huge breasts, and a big ass?
16 jaar old girl: I want all the boys to be inside me! *Farts*
Rouge: Do u have a bad taste in cars?
18 jaar old girl: *Very excited* This is my car. It's a roze Scion. The tires always run out of air, I painted it pink, and the engine always breaks down! *Farts*
People: *Giving her awkward looks*
Rouge: If u answered yes to any of those questions, than come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. We got the greatest cars u could imagine, from the 1960 Fiat 500, to a 1954 Citroen 2CV, we've got all the cars u could ever want.
Man: Hey! Why do all the cars here have less than 30 horsepower?
Rouge: Because they're awesome cars! Come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership.
The commercial ends.
Mechanic: *Does not like the commercial, but decides to lie about it* Interesting... Very very interesting.
Rouge: I'm glad u like it.
Mechanic: Well, I just fixed everything. u can leave now?
Rouge: *Starts her car, and starts to back out of the shop*
Then, Rouge's car broke down again, and smoke came from the engine.
Mechanic: (Hmmm. I could make a lot of money off of this.) Hey, how about I fix the engine again? It'll cost u $300.
Rouge: I thought it only costed $220.
Mechanic: Now that was for the radiator, and the engine.
Rouge: It was $220 each!
Mechanic: Well, good luck getting out of here.
Rouge: *Turns the key in her car*
The engine wouldn't start, and it was making Rouge horny.
Mechanic: Try all u want, but that car will not start.
Rouge: Than, I'm gonna have to do something naughty.
Mechanic: What's that supposed to mean?
Rouge: *Coming towards mechanic* I need a man to pleasure me.
Mechanic: No! No, no no! If I fix the car for free, will u leave me alone?!
Rouge: Sure.
Mechanic: Okay!
Sexy, and Silver soon arrived with their cars.
Sexy: Hey, hurry up with that roze piece of shit, and fix our cars!
Silver: Better yet, fix my car first!
Mechanic: Sorry, u two have to wait. Rouge was here first.
Sexy, and Silver: UGH!!
To be continued
Mechanic: Seems like u got here just in time. What can I help u with?
Rouge: I need a new radiator to prevent my car from overheating.
Mechanic: Okay, and I'll even repair the engine for you. Both services will cost u $220 each.
Rouge: *Gives mechanic $440*
Mechanic: Excellent. I'll get your car repaired right away.
Rouge: *Goes on her smartphone, and goes on the internet*
Mechanic: How's your dealership going?
Rouge: Fine. I'm just making a new advertisement for the internet.
Mechanic: I saw one of your commercials.
Rouge: I made a new one yesterday. u wanna see it?
Mechanic: Sure.
Rouge: *Shows commercial on TV*
Mechanic: How did you-
Rouge: Technology.
This is the commercial.
Rouge: Howdy. Are u a female with beautiful looks?
17 jaar old girl: *Walking down street*
Boys: *Staring*
Boy: She's sexy.
17 jaar old girl: *Farts*
Rouge: Do u have huge breasts, and a big ass?
16 jaar old girl: I want all the boys to be inside me! *Farts*
Rouge: Do u have a bad taste in cars?
18 jaar old girl: *Very excited* This is my car. It's a roze Scion. The tires always run out of air, I painted it pink, and the engine always breaks down! *Farts*
People: *Giving her awkward looks*
Rouge: If u answered yes to any of those questions, than come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. We got the greatest cars u could imagine, from the 1960 Fiat 500, to a 1954 Citroen 2CV, we've got all the cars u could ever want.
Man: Hey! Why do all the cars here have less than 30 horsepower?
Rouge: Because they're awesome cars! Come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership.
The commercial ends.
Mechanic: *Does not like the commercial, but decides to lie about it* Interesting... Very very interesting.
Rouge: I'm glad u like it.
Mechanic: Well, I just fixed everything. u can leave now?
Rouge: *Starts her car, and starts to back out of the shop*
Then, Rouge's car broke down again, and smoke came from the engine.
Mechanic: (Hmmm. I could make a lot of money off of this.) Hey, how about I fix the engine again? It'll cost u $300.
Rouge: I thought it only costed $220.
Mechanic: Now that was for the radiator, and the engine.
Rouge: It was $220 each!
Mechanic: Well, good luck getting out of here.
Rouge: *Turns the key in her car*
The engine wouldn't start, and it was making Rouge horny.
Mechanic: Try all u want, but that car will not start.
Rouge: Than, I'm gonna have to do something naughty.
Mechanic: What's that supposed to mean?
Rouge: *Coming towards mechanic* I need a man to pleasure me.
Mechanic: No! No, no no! If I fix the car for free, will u leave me alone?!
Rouge: Sure.
Mechanic: Okay!
Sexy, and Silver soon arrived with their cars.
Sexy: Hey, hurry up with that roze piece of shit, and fix our cars!
Silver: Better yet, fix my car first!
Mechanic: Sorry, u two have to wait. Rouge was here first.
Sexy, and Silver: UGH!!
To be continued
