Sonic Boom:Fire and Ice

Shadow:alright guys.the only way we're gona make out of this alive is that if we stick together.so...
Vector:my vrienden call me coach!
Rogue:coach...
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Shadow:God damn it!
In a elevator...
Shadow:ok.the saferoom is a couple room's away.when the doors open just run like hell and we should be fine.
Me:alright just let me get out my little desert eagle.
(The elevator doors open and shows fire)
Shadow:burnbag!
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Later...
Shadow:ok everyone get in!
(A spitter comes in)
Shadow:that is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
(A baby comes out of the spitter's...

“What do we do now?!” Sally exclaimed, “We're trapped in this mess until we can think of something!”
    “I am thinking of something! My plan is in progress!” zei Knuckles, “Of course, Emmett and Locke don't know about it and I don't plan on anyone knowing what I'm planning. You're all just going to have to trust me on this.”
    Julie-Su stepped forward, “I've always believed in you, Knux. I trust you.”
    “Me too,” zei Sally softly as she stood door Julie-Su, “But if it doesn't work at least if we go down...

Almost everybody is disgusted door Sonic and Elise's relationship in 06. What I want to know is why. Before u start flipping out and hating on me for even considering this relationship to be okay, hear me out.

I know, it's wrong because it's bestiality. And real world bestiality is definitely wrong. But before we go further, ask yourself why it's wrong. I believe it is wrong because since we cannot communicate with animals on the same level we can with each other, it cannot be consensual. There's also the issue of offspring, but if that was a valid reason to prevent relationships, homosexuals...