(After the smashers dried off, everyone followed Tabuu to the camp brand area where some sit on logs and others stand.)
Tabuu: Now here is the deal, u are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a food of their choice.
(Everyone looks exited but Lucas was sweating)
Tabuu: When I call your name go stand over there, the people who end up with u will be your team, your vrienden and your competition. Olimar, Snake, Samus, Mario, Luigi, Jigglypuff, Ganondorf, Pikachu, Marth, Ike, Yoshi, Fox, Falco, Link and Zelda. u guys will be "The Toenail Eaters".
All: WHAT?!
Tabuu: As for the rest of you, u all will be known as "The Nose Pickers".
All: EWWWWWW!
Ness: Hey, where do we sleep door the way?
Tabuu: Toward the cabins behind you. Each team gets a cabin.
Link: Looks like i'm gonna sleep with Zelda tonight.
Zelda: Not a chance, pal.
DK: I claim the floor.
Luigi: Mama mia! I hate cabin.
Tabuu: Here are your team flags (throws them and Olimar and Kirby catch them)...oh and before I forget, everything u do, even when u do your business on the toilet, will be caught on camera and shown to the whole world! And this (points to a hut made of twigs and butter) is the interview room where u can express your feelings and vent your anger. Now let's go find your cabins.
[Falco: I never wanted to be on this show. But for a million dollars, That's like heaven to me.]
[Peach: Wow. I'd never imagined a place like this...so dirty.]
[Jigglypuff: (Bounces around) Jiggle jiggle!]
[C. Falcon: I am SOOOO going to win this, baby! I'll toon my fellow smashers some moves!]
(A few minuten later, the smashers have finally found their cabins. But they were both rusty and it was all covered in dust.)
Luigi: I told u i hate cabins.
Mario: Nonsence, Luigi. Just pretend this is Peach's castle.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Snake: What did he say?
Samus: I have no idea.
Link: Well, at least i get to sleep with Zelda.
Zelda: Like i said, i'm not ready to lose my virginity.
Link: But...
(As soon as Link was about to say something, the foghorn sounded)
Tabuu: Smashers, please arrive at the campfire for your first challenge.
(5 minuten later, everybody arrived.)
Tabuu: Okay. Here is your first challenge.
Tabuu: Now here is the deal, u are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a food of their choice.
(Everyone looks exited but Lucas was sweating)
Tabuu: When I call your name go stand over there, the people who end up with u will be your team, your vrienden and your competition. Olimar, Snake, Samus, Mario, Luigi, Jigglypuff, Ganondorf, Pikachu, Marth, Ike, Yoshi, Fox, Falco, Link and Zelda. u guys will be "The Toenail Eaters".
All: WHAT?!
Tabuu: As for the rest of you, u all will be known as "The Nose Pickers".
All: EWWWWWW!
Ness: Hey, where do we sleep door the way?
Tabuu: Toward the cabins behind you. Each team gets a cabin.
Link: Looks like i'm gonna sleep with Zelda tonight.
Zelda: Not a chance, pal.
DK: I claim the floor.
Luigi: Mama mia! I hate cabin.
Tabuu: Here are your team flags (throws them and Olimar and Kirby catch them)...oh and before I forget, everything u do, even when u do your business on the toilet, will be caught on camera and shown to the whole world! And this (points to a hut made of twigs and butter) is the interview room where u can express your feelings and vent your anger. Now let's go find your cabins.
[Falco: I never wanted to be on this show. But for a million dollars, That's like heaven to me.]
[Peach: Wow. I'd never imagined a place like this...so dirty.]
[Jigglypuff: (Bounces around) Jiggle jiggle!]
[C. Falcon: I am SOOOO going to win this, baby! I'll toon my fellow smashers some moves!]
(A few minuten later, the smashers have finally found their cabins. But they were both rusty and it was all covered in dust.)
Luigi: I told u i hate cabins.
Mario: Nonsence, Luigi. Just pretend this is Peach's castle.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Snake: What did he say?
Samus: I have no idea.
Link: Well, at least i get to sleep with Zelda.
Zelda: Like i said, i'm not ready to lose my virginity.
Link: But...
(As soon as Link was about to say something, the foghorn sounded)
Tabuu: Smashers, please arrive at the campfire for your first challenge.
(5 minuten later, everybody arrived.)
Tabuu: Okay. Here is your first challenge.
