On the first dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seconde dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
My true love gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seconde dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth dag of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
