Dean: And the lunar cycles?
Sam: Uh-huh. maand after maand all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon.
Dean: Which is this week, right?
Sam: Hence the lawyer.
Dean: Awesome.
Sam: Dean, could u be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human door day, a freak animal killing machine door night don't u understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And u know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
Madison: u get a few scotches in him and he starts hitting on anyone in a five mile radius. You...
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