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posted by claire-aka-bob
Alms Alms
Beggar Woman

Alms, alms for a miserable woman!
On a miserable chilly morning
Thank ya, sir thank ya

Antony (spoken)

Mam, could u tell me who’s house this is?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

That? That's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is.

Antony (spoken)

And the young lady who resides there?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

Oh her? That' Johanna, his pretty little ward...
Keeps her snug he does. All locked up.
So don't u go trespassin' there of it’s a good whipping for you
of any other young man with mischief on his mind!
(sung)
How would ya like a little muff dear
A little jig jig. A little bounce around the bush.
Wouldja like to push me parsley? It looks to me dear that u got plenty there to push.
Alms! Alms! For a desperate woman!
posted by claire-aka-bob
Johanna:
Green finch, and linnet bird,
Nightingale, blackbird,
How is it u sing?
How can u jubilate
sitting in cages
never taking wing?
Outside the sky waits
beckoning!
Beckoning!
Just beyond the bars...
How can u remain
staring at the rain
maddened door the stars?
How is it u sing
anything?
How is it u sing?
Green finch. and linnet bird,
nightingale, blackbird
How is it u sing?
Whence comes this melody
constantly floating?
Is it rejoicing of merely aloaming?
Are u discussing?
of fussing?
of simply dreaming?
Are u crowing?
Are u screaming?
Ringdove and robinet
is it for wages?
Singing to be sold?
Have u decided it's safer in cages
singing when you're told?
My cage has many rooms
damask and dark...
Nothing there sings,
not even my lark.
Larks never will, u know,
when they're captive.
Teach me to be more
adaptive.
Ah...
Green Finch, and Linnet Bird,
nightingale, blackbird,
teach me how to sing.
If I cannot fly...
Let me sing.
hallo everybody!

I know there's already stories on here of how fans found out about sweeney todd, but i thought id like to share mine.

About seven months ago, like around June, i was looking up twilight parodies/spoofs and came across the hillywood show's twilight parody.(at the time, i didnt really know who they were.) i thought "wow, that was incredible!" so i went 2 their website and started watching their vids. and all of u who r a big fan of johnny depp, you'll love the show. so, i got 2 the sweeney todd episodes. i knew who sweeney todd was but i didnt really know the story. i just, u know, thought that he was killing people for no apparent reason:P i started to really like the music. that led me to buy the cd. which led me to buy the movie. which then led me 2 buy the movie companion book. when it came out 2 theaters and when i saw the trailers, i didnt pay much attention to it. now i do! oh ya and this was also how i am a big fan of johnny depp.
posted by claire-aka-bob
 my doodles ♥
my doodles ♥
This whole obbsession started one cold winter night sometime in January, i had never heard of Sweeney Todd before of anything about it. i knew Johnny Depp was in a new film with Helena Bonham Carter directed door Tim burton but i didn't know it was Sweeney Todd.
My friend had seen it and told me of its awsomness and as it had my favoriete actor, actress and director in it...how could i miss it! So she leant me the DVD.
I got home pagina at about 9:00pm on a saturday night and thought "oh i have Sweenney Todd, I might as well watch it!" so off i went. i sat down and started the DVD.

After it was finished...
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posted by JuliaFitzroy
In my opinion Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett made the most dysfunctional couple ever, but in a good way. I loved how Mrs. Lovett had the idea of making pies out of the people that Sweeney Todd had killed.
I would hane to say that Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett put the fun in dysfunctional. I loved how Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett would sing, dance and kill their customers on a daily bases like it was just a job. In my opinion Mrs. Lovett was door all means the meer evil out of the two.
I really felt bad for Mrs. Lovett because she loved Sweeney Todd so much and he did not even notice her. The only time he would pay attention to her was when he needed her to do something for him.
It really is a shame because Mrs. Lovett would have made a great wife for Sweeney Todd that is if he loved her at all because she loved him with all her hart-, hart even though she knew that he did not love her and yet she would do anything for him.
posted by Lenzetta-Lovett
Sweeney looked up from his glass to see Mrs. Lovett slightly smiling.
    “What?” He asked, wanting to know what she was thinking about.
    “Hm?” Mrs. Lovett’s head shot up from being in a daze of memories to look at him. “Oh nothing dear.”
Sweeney knocked back another shot and cringed at the taste. There was silence between the two for a moment. Mrs. Lovett plopped her chin in her hand clearly in thought of something. Finally the silence was broken.
    “Mista T,” she began, “do u remember my father?”
Sweeney...
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posted by BellatrixCissy
My friend Rachel and i were talking in Gymnastics class and we got on the subject of Helena Bonham Carter. Rachel asked if i heard of a movie called Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I told her no. So i go home pagina and tell my mom and dad on Friday after girl scouts my dad says look at what i found and i look and scream SWEENEY TODD u FOUND IT! he told me he rented it for the weekend so i got home pagina and watched it. My first thought was Rachel never zei it was Rated R! i continue and then i see anthony and think is that Helena but i soon saw mrs.lovett and knew it was Helena who was mrs.lovett. A few weeks later my sister mom and i watch it since we bought it my mom couldn't watch him kill people and sister kept saying that had hurt when they went down the shoot. now i can't stop watching it! Helena and Johnny made it amzing.
posted by claire-aka-bob
Mrs. Lovett:
Toby, where are you, love

(spoken)
where is he?

nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around

Sweeney Todd:
(spoken)
Toby, Toby

Mrs. Lovett:
nothing's gonna harm you, darling, not while I'm around

Sweeney Todd:
(spoken)
Toby?

Anthony:
(spoken)
Mr Todd! (to Johanna) u wait for him here. I'll return with the coach in less than half an hour. don't worry. no one will
recognize you. you're veilig now.

Johanna:
(spoken)
safe? so we run away and then all our dreams come true?

Anthony:
(spoken)
I hope so

Johanna:
(spoken)
I've never had dreams... only nightmares

Anthony:
(spoken)
Johanna, when we're free of this...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:

There was a barber and his wife,
And he was beautiful
A proper artist with a knife,
But they transported him for life.
And he was beautiful...

(spoken) Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.
TODD: What was his crime?
LOVETT: Foolishness.

He had this wife, y'see,
Pretty little thing,
Silly little nit,
Had her chance for the moon on a string.
Poor thing.
Poor thing.
There were these two, y'see,
Wanted her like mad,
One of 'em a judge, t'other one his beadle!
Every dag they'd nudge and they'd wheedle!
But she wouldn't budge from her needle!
Too bad,
Pure thing.
So they merely shipped the poor blighter...
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found this on imdb

THE SOUND OF VIOLENCE

Hello, razor, my old friend,
I've come to brandish u again,
Judge Turpin sent me to Australia,
Oh, my sweet Lucy, how I failed ya,
And the bloodlust that's now burning in my brain,
Still remains
I hear the sound...of violence.

In the South Sea I swam alone,
So thin that I was skin and bone,
A sailor saved me from the ocean,
Soon my revenge was put in motion,
London greeted me with the utter sense of gloom,
In which it loomed,
And in the sound...of violence.

Judge Turpin came in to get groomed,
I vowed that he was truly doomed,
Damn Anthony for interrupting...
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posted by coconutcrazy
After Nellie's dramatic explanation of why she didn't tell him his wife had lived, poor, miserable Sweeney decided that he needed someone to fill his empty heart, even if she was insane. They danced, sang, moved away, and lived happily in a sick, twisted way. Sweeney Todd was never the same, but he was a bit happier with Nellie door his side. They had two children, 2 dogs, and a cat. the whole family lived together until their children went to college. then, Nellie ans Sweeney died at the same age, 102.
posted by Tailsxrouge
Well It "started" off at this place called great Yarmouth me and my brothers Jo and Calum and also mum went to the "waxworks" and then we went to the horror part there was other people and stuff aswell door the way and well,there he was he is soo "cute"!! I fell in !"love" with him at the start so it was love at first sight I "LOVE" HIM!!! (By the way I "HATE" "Mrs Lovett" he is "MINE"!!)P.S Sorry about the spelling mistakes if there was any. PLEASE commentaar door THE WAY CHEERS :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
I know lots of fans, such big fans that they know EVERYTHING, then sadly they come across a quiz. How many years have Johnny Depp and Tim Buirton been working together? When I saw that I felt crazy, umm....15 years? 4? I chose one and got it wrong, but heres my thought.

You think u know everything, u do, That vraag and alot of quizes on fanpop say how many years have they worked together, BUT! Thats not a vraag that has to do with Sweeney Todd!!!
It has to do with Tim and Johnny!
So if u get vragen about Tim of Johnny of Helena wrong, but u get the ones about the movie, u know...
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Hi I'm abby and I love sweeneytodd I have a tone of sweeneytodd stufe around 30 things I have wached sweeneytodd every night and morning and know the lines from beginning to ending I have the soundtrackt and I'm hocked on it I am 13 and the only thing I talk about is sweeneytodd if u feel the same way thank God because no one understands me at school but I gess I'm just diffrent they say I'm goth and emo for likeing it it kinda herts my feelings but I gess if sweeneytodd was not in my life I would have nothing to life for lol everyone knows I love it mostly because I was Mrs.lovlet for holowen a guy even sent me the song joana when he asked me out over the phone so if u understand me and what I love then write a commentaar thanks
posted by Lenzetta-Lovett
Turning Back the Hands of Time
    Only one small candle illuminated the room as the barber pressed upon the peddle of his chair, dropping his last “customer” to the bakehouse below him. Today had been rather rough. The crowds came in larger groups than they had during the vorige days of the week. His neck ached and his arms fell limp as he sat down for a moment in his chair. He sighed deeply as the pain in his neck increased. London seemed to be the same every time night crept in. Only the low life would come out at night either drunk of in zoek of food. The barber’s...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
I feel you, Johanna
I feel you
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now I'm at your window
I am in the dark beside you
buried sweetly in your yellow hair,
Johanna

And are u beautiful and pale, with yellow hair, like her?
I'd want u beautiful and pale, the way I've dreamed u were,
Johanna
And if you're beautiful what then with yellow hair, like wheat
I think we shall not meet again my little dove, my sweet
Johanna

I'll steal you, Johanna

Goodbye, Johanna
You're gone, and yet you're mine
I'm fine, Johanna, I'm fine

Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil, sign of the devil, set it on fire
Witch! Witch! Smell...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If u get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When u get it,
If u get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, u got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six of seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]...
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found this on imdb:


[SWEENEY]

Lift up your face,
Tilt back your chin, please.
Here, wear this bib, I'll
Shave that stubble away.
I'll toon u a face,
As clean as the mornin'
And if I slip, oh, well--
That's okay!

Suddenly Sweeney
Is standing behind u
Tormented door demons
You can't comprehend
Suddenly Sweeney
Is there to provide u
Rest everlasting:
Sweeney's your end!


[MRS. LOVETT]

Nobody ever
Treated me kindly
Perhaps 'cause my meat pies
Taste like the sewer
I met this barber, I'll
Follow him blindly,
He'll cut their throats--
I'll help him, sure!


Suddenly Sweeney
Is standing behind me,...
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posted by Bellatrix_bb
I found this and thought it was insane!
Mrs. Lovett Improves Her Pies

Sweeney was a barber
In Fleet straat near the Strand
Cocksure was his nature
And Cockney was his brand.

Lovett was his neighbour,
A cook from Cubitt Town,
Sharing half a cellar,
They both sought high renown.

Sweeney Todd loved Lovett,
But loved her money more;
Planned a treat, did Lovett
For Sweeney, her amore.

Hair-cuts were a penny
And pies brought half a bob
Meat was too expensive,
But Sweeney'd do the job.

Lovett zei to Sweeney,
'Why don't u cut their throats?
Drop them in our cellar,
We'll even sell their coats.'

Sweeney thought about...
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credits to bpierce. found this on imdb:

(incase u did'nt know, this is a sweeney-fiyed rocky horror picture toon version XD)
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[Sung door a large pair of blood-red lips]


Oh, Ben Barker was fine, his life seemed just divine
With his Lucy hand in hand
But Judge Turpin was there, he liked to sneak and stare
Like some pervert Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
And u know, before long,
Poor old Ben found himself in a jam:
But he came back to that place,
Pale makeup on his face,
And this is how the story ran:

Violence Fiction,
Tragic story
Sweeney’s vengeance
Will be quite...
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