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Mrs. Lovett Improves Her Pies
Sweeney was a barber
In Fleet straat near the Strand
Cocksure was his nature
And Cockney was his brand.
Lovett was his neighbour,
A cook from Cubitt Town,
Sharing half a cellar,
They both sought high renown.
Sweeney Todd loved Lovett,
But loved her money more;
Planned a treat, did Lovett
For Sweeney, her amore.
Hair-cuts were a penny
And pies brought half a bob
Meat was too expensive,
But Sweeney'd do the job.
Lovett zei to Sweeney,
'Why don't u cut their throats?
Drop them in our cellar,
We'll even sell their coats.'
Sweeney thought about...
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