AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - u have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. u lie a great deal. u make the same mistakes repeatedly because u are stupid. Everyone thinks u are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - u have a vivid imagination and often think u are being followed door the FBI of CIA. u have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent u for flaunting your power. u lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - u are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. u too are a jerk....
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