The Kids Don’t Know What They Don’t Know
Chapter 3
Meet…….Duncan?
“DUNCAN?!?!” My mom and I yell. I look past my *shudder* Dad and see his Junk-Truck. “So Dad, Still driving that crap of a truck?” I ask. I zei dad the way I would say vomit of my brother’s gym shorts. “Evelyn!” My mom said. I went into Dominic’s room and I started shouting my head off. “Are u incredibly heartless, stupid, of are u so misguided that u think bringing Duncan here would be ok? u know I hate him! He abandoned us!” He antwoorden door saying, “He abandoned u and Gw- Mom. Not me. He obviously hates u and loves me! He wants a boy not a stupid girl” He barked. I felt tears well up in my eyes. I went to mom and Duncan. I said, “Mom, I’m sorry. And Dad……… I guess. But I still wont visit u and Courtney.” He scooped me in a hug and said, “That’s my little girl.” But when he zei “little” It made me mad-ish. Dominic came out and zei he was sorry for calling me stupid. For once we were almost a family. But, of corse, Miss Better-Than-Thou came up and yelled in Dad’s face. Courtney was wearing a fancy gray T-shirt (yes I zei fancy) and white pants, dispite the late summer heat.
“Duncan what are u doing here?” Courtney demanded. Like she didn’t know I was Duncan’s kid. But the least she could do is acknowledge us, her step-kids. “Well Miss Uber-Uptight Chick, I was visiting my kids.” Duncan said. I smiled at my Dad’s beschrijving of Courtney. “Well Mr. Too-Cool-For-My-Wife, I have been at home pagina thinking ‘Where, oh where, has my husband gone?’!” Courtney yelled. I smiled and zei “Why is this entertaining?” My mom looked like she thought what I zei was funny, but didn’t toon it. “Duncan, Courtney, please stop fighting.” Mom said. Dominic and I went into the TV room. “Real Deal?” I asked. That’s our favoriete channel. He nodded, and the parents went in were we were. I turned on the TV and three words sputtered out: “Total. Drama. Island!” All of the adults whipped their heads around and yelled “TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!” I felt tears well up in my eyes for the seconde time that day, and pressed the power button.
Duncan and Courtney went home. Mom sat me and Dominic down and zei “I know that it has been a while since u have had to go to school together but your argument makes me and Duncan realize something. u two need to know what it’s like to be twins, not enemies, so u will go to Halianor Middle School. Together.” I was psyched because I didn’t have to move, and I would be going to school with my brother! I was stoked! I called LaShequa, then Genn. Her dad zei we would throw a “reunion party”. He zei mom would understand. She did. This is how it went:
Me: “Hey Mom, Mr. Geoff zei we could have a reunion party. He zei u would know what he meant.
Mom: (looks like she will blow up) “GEOFF!”
Me: “Ok then”
See what I mean? My mom has a secret.
What is the secret? Well u know, but Elle doesn’t!
Chapter 3
Meet…….Duncan?
“DUNCAN?!?!” My mom and I yell. I look past my *shudder* Dad and see his Junk-Truck. “So Dad, Still driving that crap of a truck?” I ask. I zei dad the way I would say vomit of my brother’s gym shorts. “Evelyn!” My mom said. I went into Dominic’s room and I started shouting my head off. “Are u incredibly heartless, stupid, of are u so misguided that u think bringing Duncan here would be ok? u know I hate him! He abandoned us!” He antwoorden door saying, “He abandoned u and Gw- Mom. Not me. He obviously hates u and loves me! He wants a boy not a stupid girl” He barked. I felt tears well up in my eyes. I went to mom and Duncan. I said, “Mom, I’m sorry. And Dad……… I guess. But I still wont visit u and Courtney.” He scooped me in a hug and said, “That’s my little girl.” But when he zei “little” It made me mad-ish. Dominic came out and zei he was sorry for calling me stupid. For once we were almost a family. But, of corse, Miss Better-Than-Thou came up and yelled in Dad’s face. Courtney was wearing a fancy gray T-shirt (yes I zei fancy) and white pants, dispite the late summer heat.
“Duncan what are u doing here?” Courtney demanded. Like she didn’t know I was Duncan’s kid. But the least she could do is acknowledge us, her step-kids. “Well Miss Uber-Uptight Chick, I was visiting my kids.” Duncan said. I smiled at my Dad’s beschrijving of Courtney. “Well Mr. Too-Cool-For-My-Wife, I have been at home pagina thinking ‘Where, oh where, has my husband gone?’!” Courtney yelled. I smiled and zei “Why is this entertaining?” My mom looked like she thought what I zei was funny, but didn’t toon it. “Duncan, Courtney, please stop fighting.” Mom said. Dominic and I went into the TV room. “Real Deal?” I asked. That’s our favoriete channel. He nodded, and the parents went in were we were. I turned on the TV and three words sputtered out: “Total. Drama. Island!” All of the adults whipped their heads around and yelled “TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!” I felt tears well up in my eyes for the seconde time that day, and pressed the power button.
Duncan and Courtney went home. Mom sat me and Dominic down and zei “I know that it has been a while since u have had to go to school together but your argument makes me and Duncan realize something. u two need to know what it’s like to be twins, not enemies, so u will go to Halianor Middle School. Together.” I was psyched because I didn’t have to move, and I would be going to school with my brother! I was stoked! I called LaShequa, then Genn. Her dad zei we would throw a “reunion party”. He zei mom would understand. She did. This is how it went:
Me: “Hey Mom, Mr. Geoff zei we could have a reunion party. He zei u would know what he meant.
Mom: (looks like she will blow up) “GEOFF!”
Me: “Ok then”
See what I mean? My mom has a secret.
What is the secret? Well u know, but Elle doesn’t!
9gwns p.vo.
ok so i was at camp ths morning and i saw those 2 peopel names briget and jef. thay wer makin out agen so i zei 'geta room1""now way' jef stoped paking out 2 say thn he went bak 2 kisin briget. i roled mai is and wauked ova to te mes hal. 'hay evryone.' i st down on a seet. oh mai gawkd, it's duncan. he is so hot. 'ehy, persn.' he sed, wnking at me. he are so hot. 'dis 4 u. thx for cumfertin me lst nite.' he haneded mi a roase. i blushed. 'aww thx u duncan.' 'ur welcum.' he kised me on te cheek. 'u no, u look butiful 2day.' he sed. 'i luv u nd i hav eva since u got on te iland, babe.' 'aw, reely?' 'ya.' 'i luv u 2.' i kised him and walked away. he are the cutest little punk i ever seen.
Short and terrible, yes? I've been wanting to do this! XD
commentaar and tell me what u think.
ok so i was at camp ths morning and i saw those 2 peopel names briget and jef. thay wer makin out agen so i zei 'geta room1""now way' jef stoped paking out 2 say thn he went bak 2 kisin briget. i roled mai is and wauked ova to te mes hal. 'hay evryone.' i st down on a seet. oh mai gawkd, it's duncan. he is so hot. 'ehy, persn.' he sed, wnking at me. he are so hot. 'dis 4 u. thx for cumfertin me lst nite.' he haneded mi a roase. i blushed. 'aww thx u duncan.' 'ur welcum.' he kised me on te cheek. 'u no, u look butiful 2day.' he sed. 'i luv u nd i hav eva since u got on te iland, babe.' 'aw, reely?' 'ya.' 'i luv u 2.' i kised him and walked away. he are the cutest little punk i ever seen.
Short and terrible, yes? I've been wanting to do this! XD
commentaar and tell me what u think.