The Joker: I'm in control of the asylum. You're not going anywhere I don't want u to. Understand?
Batman: If u think I'll let u run...
The Joker: Blah, blah, blah! Always with the hero speak! I'm getting bored of watching you. Why don't u just come find me?
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The Joker: I'm getting bored.
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The Joker: [Over the P.A. system] Ding d-ding, dong! Joker here! Here's what's new in the asylum... Some idiot is running around the asylum, dressed like a bat...! I know! Crazy! He should be considered costumed and dangerous.
[laughter]
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The Joker: [Over P.A System, about Batman] Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
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Killer Croc: I've got your scent, Batman! I'm going to hunt u down.
[gets shocked]
Killer Croc: A toy kraag won't stop me from killing you, Batman. I'm going to rip u apart, eat your bones.
The Joker: That reminds me, I really need to get me some new shoes.
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Poison Ivy: u will pay, Batman. For hurting my babies.
The Joker: Oh God... Does she ever stop going on about those plants of hers?
Poison Ivy: When I finish with Batman, I'll be coming after you, Joker!
The Joker: Will u really. Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! u give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.
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The Joker: He's crazy, u know.
Harley Quinn: Who, Batman?
The Joker: No, Santa Claus. Of course Batman! Always Batman!
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The Joker: Can u smell the excitement in the air? No? Hmm, musta been one of the guards then.
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The Joker: [Over the P.A. system] Tell me Bats. What are u really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?
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The Joker: u do not listen to me! I wanted him stopped, but u let him through! Try harder of I'll... I'll hurt you... badly.
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The Joker: [to his goons] Harley tells me the Batman's car is still parked right outside Intensive Treatment. We can't have him up and leave us! Every thug, villain, murderer and kindergarten teacher that isn't carrying out party orders should head there now and smash it to pieces!
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The Joker: Oooh! What did u sneak in, Bats? u can tell me. Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?
Batman: If u think I'll let u run...
The Joker: Blah, blah, blah! Always with the hero speak! I'm getting bored of watching you. Why don't u just come find me?
-
The Joker: I'm getting bored.
-
The Joker: [Over the P.A. system] Ding d-ding, dong! Joker here! Here's what's new in the asylum... Some idiot is running around the asylum, dressed like a bat...! I know! Crazy! He should be considered costumed and dangerous.
[laughter]
-
The Joker: [Over P.A System, about Batman] Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
-
Killer Croc: I've got your scent, Batman! I'm going to hunt u down.
[gets shocked]
Killer Croc: A toy kraag won't stop me from killing you, Batman. I'm going to rip u apart, eat your bones.
The Joker: That reminds me, I really need to get me some new shoes.
-
Poison Ivy: u will pay, Batman. For hurting my babies.
The Joker: Oh God... Does she ever stop going on about those plants of hers?
Poison Ivy: When I finish with Batman, I'll be coming after you, Joker!
The Joker: Will u really. Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! u give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.
-
The Joker: He's crazy, u know.
Harley Quinn: Who, Batman?
The Joker: No, Santa Claus. Of course Batman! Always Batman!
-
The Joker: Can u smell the excitement in the air? No? Hmm, musta been one of the guards then.
-
The Joker: [Over the P.A. system] Tell me Bats. What are u really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?
-
The Joker: u do not listen to me! I wanted him stopped, but u let him through! Try harder of I'll... I'll hurt you... badly.
-
The Joker: [to his goons] Harley tells me the Batman's car is still parked right outside Intensive Treatment. We can't have him up and leave us! Every thug, villain, murderer and kindergarten teacher that isn't carrying out party orders should head there now and smash it to pieces!
-
The Joker: Oooh! What did u sneak in, Bats? u can tell me. Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?
