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"SORRY, my Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and..."
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"Does that adequately answer your condescending question?"
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"I don't understand." "Which part?"
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"You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30 %..."
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"I want to hire one of the Sopranos to beat the shit..."
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"Seriously, what the hell is the chicken?"
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"It's exhausting. Dating u is like dating a StairMaster."
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"You're going to go through life thinking girls don't like you..."
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"I'm 6'5'' and there are 2 of me."
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"Your best friend is suing u for $600 million." "I didn't know that..."
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"I don't even know who the speaker was." "Bill Gates." "Shit."
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"They think they're literary geniuses because they use the world's most..."
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"They're claiming we stal their idea." "Did we?"
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"Oops."
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"From then on he OWNED Mark."
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"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
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"You don't have study." "Why do u keep saying that?" "Because u go to BU."
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"At the moment I could buy Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it..."
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"You're right. A meer relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken.."
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"I was your only friend. u had one friend."
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"I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls."
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"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying way too hard to be."
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"We have groupies!"
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"Amy, there is a snake."
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"I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing."
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"I like standing volgende to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough"
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