Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an uur for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the dag away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep u young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin of brass
That's how we keep u in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can u even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Uh huh
Jolly old town!
Clip,clip here,clip,clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha,ha
That's we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
That's how we laugh the dag away
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an uur for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the dag away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep u young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin of brass
That's how we keep u in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can u even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Uh huh
Jolly old town!
Clip,clip here,clip,clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha,ha
That's we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
That's how we laugh the dag away
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind of human
If I only had a heart
I'd be tender,I'd be gentile
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be vrienden with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart
Picture me a balcony
Above a voice a sings low
Wherefore art thou,Romeo?
I hear a beat
How sweet!
Just to register emotion,jealousy,devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind of human
If I only had a heart
I'd be tender,I'd be gentile
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be vrienden with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart
Picture me a balcony
Above a voice a sings low
Wherefore art thou,Romeo?
I hear a beat
How sweet!
Just to register emotion,jealousy,devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart