I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you

She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home pagina with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy

I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish hert do
And I’ll wait if u stay ‘cos foggy London town’s not built for me of you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I love you

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home pagina with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with vrienden but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy