Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little meer to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: hallo Mr. C? Do u think you'll get your goud dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a minute, I gotta call Junior.
Meanwhile at a strand that had an oversized bucket, along with an oversized shovel.
C Junior: *Relaxing on chair* Ah. This is the life. *Hears smartphone ringing, and answers* Hello?
Mr. Conductor: Junior, it's me. Mr. Conductor.
C Junior: Ah, top, boven of the mornin to ya.
Mr. Conductor: Junior, I need your help. I'm running low on goud dust, and I need u to bring some extra dust to the Island Of Sodor.
C Junior: Sure thing man. I got a shitload of goud dust.
Mr. Conductor: Thanks. I knew I could count on you.
C Junior: But first I gotta catch some waves on my surfboard.
Mr. Conductor: No, don't do that!!
C Junior: *Hangs up*
Mr. Conductor: Goddamnit!
Director: Cut!
Camera Crew: *Stops filming*
Director: Mr. Baldwin, u need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: Why are u always calling me Mr. Baldwin, of Alec Baldwin? My name is Mr. Conductor!
Director: That's great, but u need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: I don't give a fuck.
Director: Well u should, this movie is supposed to be for little children.
Mr. Conductor: It's supposed to be for little children, yes, but that doesn't mean they're going to watch it! Let's face it, most of our fans are teenagers that think season's 1-4 were better then the current seasons. Hell, I don't even think anyone is going to watch Tale Of The Brave!
Worker: I will.
Mr. Conductor: Ah, shut up Chuck.
Meanwhile at Shining Time Station, Lily arrived there on the train.
Lily: *Reading station name* Shining time? What's that supposed to mean?
Shining Time Station fan: What do u think it's supposed to mean?!
C Junior: *Walks in station* Hello Stacey.
Stacey Jones: Hi Junior. Why are u here?
C Junior: I have to get onto Sodor to help Mr. Conductor. He's running low on goud dust.
Lily: *Walks in* What?
C Junior: You! *Pointing at Lily* Who are you, and what have u done with the goud dust?!
Lily: Nothing. I don't even know what you're talking about.
C Junior: Oh. Well, do u want to go to Sodor with me?
Lily: Sure.
And so they both go into the portal that takes them to Sodor.
2 B continued
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little meer to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: hallo Mr. C? Do u think you'll get your goud dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a minute, I gotta call Junior.
Meanwhile at a strand that had an oversized bucket, along with an oversized shovel.
C Junior: *Relaxing on chair* Ah. This is the life. *Hears smartphone ringing, and answers* Hello?
Mr. Conductor: Junior, it's me. Mr. Conductor.
C Junior: Ah, top, boven of the mornin to ya.
Mr. Conductor: Junior, I need your help. I'm running low on goud dust, and I need u to bring some extra dust to the Island Of Sodor.
C Junior: Sure thing man. I got a shitload of goud dust.
Mr. Conductor: Thanks. I knew I could count on you.
C Junior: But first I gotta catch some waves on my surfboard.
Mr. Conductor: No, don't do that!!
C Junior: *Hangs up*
Mr. Conductor: Goddamnit!
Director: Cut!
Camera Crew: *Stops filming*
Director: Mr. Baldwin, u need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: Why are u always calling me Mr. Baldwin, of Alec Baldwin? My name is Mr. Conductor!
Director: That's great, but u need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: I don't give a fuck.
Director: Well u should, this movie is supposed to be for little children.
Mr. Conductor: It's supposed to be for little children, yes, but that doesn't mean they're going to watch it! Let's face it, most of our fans are teenagers that think season's 1-4 were better then the current seasons. Hell, I don't even think anyone is going to watch Tale Of The Brave!
Worker: I will.
Mr. Conductor: Ah, shut up Chuck.
Meanwhile at Shining Time Station, Lily arrived there on the train.
Lily: *Reading station name* Shining time? What's that supposed to mean?
Shining Time Station fan: What do u think it's supposed to mean?!
C Junior: *Walks in station* Hello Stacey.
Stacey Jones: Hi Junior. Why are u here?
C Junior: I have to get onto Sodor to help Mr. Conductor. He's running low on goud dust.
Lily: *Walks in* What?
C Junior: You! *Pointing at Lily* Who are you, and what have u done with the goud dust?!
Lily: Nothing. I don't even know what you're talking about.
C Junior: Oh. Well, do u want to go to Sodor with me?
Lily: Sure.
And so they both go into the portal that takes them to Sodor.
2 B continued
