Oh what if in total drama stranded the final two will be ZOEY and Ec and they needed to rap...........
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Ec
VERSUS!
Zoey
BEGIN!
EC
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated door facts
I'm gonna be rich ill win u just like that
We all know what went down in that last competition
You're a decent nerd with a winning complexion
You're all Smart with no strength , with no change and they're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like they're still open
You're from the little city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come The final, you'll be left as a loser and with no hope
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking u harder than front doors in my own days
u see this silver spoon, this the chance that u get
It took u episodes to drop winning down below 8%!
u feel that Zoey? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as your chsnces that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious man cause EC's stealing this race
I'll go Asta Lavista on your donkey mass restructure your face!
ZOEY
They zei u were a great man, they must've been lying
Need to stop hatin' on Jay, let 'her teach u how to dress
You've got the winning genes and the mr immortal face?
So gonna fight with your fists of get in the real race
Mariam needs a doll and u fit in
Got her needles so far up your ear, call u It!
I'm on the honor roll, you're on the roll of users
'Bout to get smacked door my fist in a juicer
You're a bad man with no chance, u can't even touch me
I got meer time (two terms) in this game , just trust me
I hoped u saved your best rhymes for the seconde half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking in your past
EC
Whatever, that 40% thing got u real mad
What, did it remind u how many decent parents u had?
ZOEY
Uh, look, I respect our religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If toon has a first and a seconde emmy
EC
Ha! Don't bring up argues, muan! What are u doing?
Your are dealing with Ec not some kind of cook stewing
ZOEY
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
EC
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a just a dork
ZOEY
Oh yeah? We'll you're losing
EC
You're losing
ZOEY
Nuh-uh!
EC
EERRGGG!
ZOEY
EEEERRRR!
MARIAM
door the power invested in me door this challenge of words
The winner shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, dont talk about wins just do it!
I thought we had a deal with but now your bullet went through it!
And you, miss lovely, you're a pancake, u flip-flop a lot
It's a contest, not a tournament, u got a win it not play it
I'll probably reach across the ocean and ill slaan, smack u as equals!
Of the money, door the money, for the money
Equal
Ok Mariam won't really sound life Abe and I love it sorry for errors and vlaamse gaai, jay is Jayden
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
u DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Ec
VERSUS!
Zoey
BEGIN!
EC
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated door facts
I'm gonna be rich ill win u just like that
We all know what went down in that last competition
You're a decent nerd with a winning complexion
You're all Smart with no strength , with no change and they're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like they're still open
You're from the little city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come The final, you'll be left as a loser and with no hope
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking u harder than front doors in my own days
u see this silver spoon, this the chance that u get
It took u episodes to drop winning down below 8%!
u feel that Zoey? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as your chsnces that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious man cause EC's stealing this race
I'll go Asta Lavista on your donkey mass restructure your face!
ZOEY
They zei u were a great man, they must've been lying
Need to stop hatin' on Jay, let 'her teach u how to dress
You've got the winning genes and the mr immortal face?
So gonna fight with your fists of get in the real race
Mariam needs a doll and u fit in
Got her needles so far up your ear, call u It!
I'm on the honor roll, you're on the roll of users
'Bout to get smacked door my fist in a juicer
You're a bad man with no chance, u can't even touch me
I got meer time (two terms) in this game , just trust me
I hoped u saved your best rhymes for the seconde half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking in your past
EC
Whatever, that 40% thing got u real mad
What, did it remind u how many decent parents u had?
ZOEY
Uh, look, I respect our religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If toon has a first and a seconde emmy
EC
Ha! Don't bring up argues, muan! What are u doing?
Your are dealing with Ec not some kind of cook stewing
ZOEY
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
EC
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a just a dork
ZOEY
Oh yeah? We'll you're losing
EC
You're losing
ZOEY
Nuh-uh!
EC
EERRGGG!
ZOEY
EEEERRRR!
MARIAM
door the power invested in me door this challenge of words
The winner shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, dont talk about wins just do it!
I thought we had a deal with but now your bullet went through it!
And you, miss lovely, you're a pancake, u flip-flop a lot
It's a contest, not a tournament, u got a win it not play it
I'll probably reach across the ocean and ill slaan, smack u as equals!
Of the money, door the money, for the money
Equal
Ok Mariam won't really sound life Abe and I love it sorry for errors and vlaamse gaai, jay is Jayden
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
u DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!