chris is a wimp

~DUNCAN'S POV~

Now, i've seen Courtney mad, pissed as hell even, but nothing could've prepared my ears for what damage she was about to inflict.

Damn, Hurricane Courtney: Destination: That teef Heather.

"HOW DARE u CALL ME A WHORE!" Courtney needed to calm down.

"Well, u shouldn't be touching other people's boyfriends with your whore-ish hands" Heather jeered.

God, if i could get away with murder.

"HE WAS THE ONE CALLING ME SLEEPING BEAUTY AND DARLING" she growled at the memory but a flicker of softness showed over her feature's, remembering me using darling as a pet name a few moments earlier,...

Biography

Duncan comes from a long line of cops. His dad is a cop. His mom is a cop. His uncle, aunt, grandma and cousins are cops. Like them, Duncan spends lots of time in police stations. The trouble is, Duncan feels meer comfortable on the 'opposite side of the law,' so his police station visits usually include a jail cell and a parole officer. Duncan's been getting into trouble since he could get his hands on anything that wasn't his. He bounced from school to school, racking up suspensions and expulsions -- and this was all pre-kindergarten! Yeah, Duncan is one tough costumer. He also has...

Chris: alright um who u guys *points to the 10 people*
Sweet:were the monster 4 band duh
*the singing note comes up*
Meat:u f***ing kidding me right
Heather:no he serious so sing *she claps her hands*
Meat:yo whats up people im meat and im the head singer
Kusher:im on bas, bass drums
Bones: im on guitar
Noah:im with bones im the seconde gitaar player
sinto:im the manger
candy:im with kusher bas, bass drums u heard
cebella:maracas girl here
Sweet:im on tambourine
sugar:im the dancer
Kenya:im the mistress and here we go kusher give us a beat
Meat:*starts to sing* im with the total drama guys they here to make millions...

Owen:It's creepy how they stand there,and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum,naked and pink

Noah:Hey buddy,
can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?

Owen:Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Noah:Don't kill him,Clown!

Courtney:No way,I can't strip him,Duncan will Freak!

Heather:And I'm allergic to uniform

Gwen:Okay,that just weak

Sierra:I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me

Gwen:Okay,so then I have to do it,uh,Hello?Injury!? Ow!

Courtney:If we're gonna find the clue...

Heather:There's only thing to do!

Sierra:Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney,Heather,Sierra:And,sorry, Gwen it's you

Gwen:Ow!...