dag 5
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*all the cullens wake up*
bella: *stretches* good morning eddy poo
edward: good morning lo- WOAH LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
bella:AHHH EDWARD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SEXY WONDERFUL HOT FACE AND BODY?!
*they hear rosalies scream from the bathroom*
bella: * runs to a mirror* ohh what happened to me? *cries*
rosalie: carlisle why are my boob are wrinkly and sagging to the ground? * looks down past her boobs to see her feet* AHHH I GOT BUNIONS!!
alice: *wakes up* what is everybody screaming about?
jasper: i dont know babe just go back to sleep...
alice: ok...* lays her head on jasper's chest and screams*AAAHH WHY IS YOUR CHEST ALL HAIRY AND GREY?!
jasper: what are u talking about? why did u and everybody else scream?
alice: oh... my poor baby..you have wrinkles*gets up to go in the bathroom*
bella: im so ugly...*cries* u gonna leave me arent u edward? * cries and runs into the bathroom and meets rose and alice in there*
alice: AHHH I HAVE WRINKLES! I LOOK HIDEOUS!
jasper: ahhh...my biceps...are like...*cries* saggy
bella: * sits on the floor and cries* im going to lose the love of my life!
edward: bella love calm down im not going leave you...im also too old to leave..i might break something..
jasper* runs his hand through his hair and a huge chunk of grey hair fall out* AHHH I GOT GREY HAIR!*faints dramaticly*
emmett:* drives past the door in a elecetric wheelchair super super fast* WHEEE
carlisle: EMMETT! STOP SPEEDING IN MY HALLWAY!
rosalie: emmett, come here and get these bunions off my feet!
emmett:* all of a sudden u see emmett door the doorway going really slow in his wheelchair* fun..yions..must have funyions..
alice: *walks past emmett and into jasper's arms*
ohh jazzy! *cries*
emmett: rosey where are the funyions?
rosalie: no bunions
emmett: funyions?
rosalie: no bunions!
emmett: funyions?
edward: no u old fart! * gets in his face and yells* BUNIONS!
Emmett:* his denchers fall out* EWWWIEEE* runs away in his wheelchair*
edward: emmett...you forgot something! *stares at the denchers*
rosalie: i will give them to him *walks super slow to edward*
* 2 HOURS LATER*
rosalie: hold on im coming!
*still in the bathroom*
edward: ugh here you're walking too slow *picks them up and throws them to her but they fall in the toliet*
rosalie: ughh * gets them out of the toliet*
oh emmett..baby i found your denchers..
edward: you're a pincher?! dont pinch me!
rosalie: no heres your teeth!
emmett: u got beef? good caues im hungry
rosalie: NO TEETH! *yells in his ear*
bella: emmett do u need a hearing aid?
emmett: do i need a band-aid?...i dont think so....
bella: NO DO u NEED A HEARING AID?!* yells in his face*
emmett: no of course not!
bella: sure whatever!
emmett: did u say kool aid?
rosalie:* hands him the teeth* here
emmett: thanks....*puts them in his mouth*
bella: i need a hug...*looks at edward*
emmett: u need a bug? why would u want that?
bella: ugh!* hits him and his suspenders comes back and hits him in the face*
emmett: OWWW!
bella: eddy poo i love you..
edward: i love u too *hugs her*
*alice and jasper walks into the room with a smile on their faces(a/n: they left when emmett wanted funyions)*
bella: how can u two be happy about this?
alice: we arent, we..just..had some..fun *giggles*
jasper: i still got it!
alice:*giggles* yes u do! *runs back to the room*
rosalie: ewww! hes too old for that!
edward: apparantly not
bella: at least they are taking this better than we are....
emmett: hehe jasper's in the zone. auto zone. *looks rosalie* u wanna have some fun?
rosalie: no! i want these bunions off my feet!
emmett: girl u keep saying iyou got funyions ow give them here, im hungry and u aint got beef
rosalie: EMMETT I DONT HAVE ANY FUNYIONS!
emmett: funyions?
*rosalie walks off slowly*
emmett: wait baby come back! *move his wheelchair and pushes the turbo button* aww dang my turbo dont work anymore! wait rose i love you, i wanna grow old with you!
rosalie: you're already old...
emmett: thats not the point!
rosalie: *sighs* fine. u wanna have fun emmett?
*emmett shakes his head yes like a little boy*
rosalie: THEN HAVE FUN GETTING THESE BUNIONS OFF MY FEET!
emmett: *hangs his head down sadly*
bella: dont feel bad emmett. hopefully this is all is just a nightmare...*bella walks towards edward and tripps on her walker* OWW I BROKE MY BUTT KNUCKLE!
*all sudden, bella wakes up*
bella: AHH MY BUTT KNUCKLE!
edward: bella whats wrong?....and u dont have a butt knuckle..
bella: *sighs* it was just a dream..
edward: what was it about?
bella: everybody, was,jasper hair was falling out rosalie wanted emmett to pick off her bunions and he couldnt hear so he thought she zei funyions and then emmett was going really fast in a wheelcha-
*emmett drives door her room in a fast wheelchair, at his normal age*WHEEEE!
carlisle: EMMETT STOP SPEEDING IN MY HALLWAY!
bella: .......im going back to sleep
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here is the seconde chapter. we hope u lke it and if u have any ideas for our fanfics, plz leave it in a commentaar of message me and we will try to put it in our stories. thamk u =)
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*all the cullens wake up*
bella: *stretches* good morning eddy poo
edward: good morning lo- WOAH LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
bella:AHHH EDWARD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SEXY WONDERFUL HOT FACE AND BODY?!
*they hear rosalies scream from the bathroom*
bella: * runs to a mirror* ohh what happened to me? *cries*
rosalie: carlisle why are my boob are wrinkly and sagging to the ground? * looks down past her boobs to see her feet* AHHH I GOT BUNIONS!!
alice: *wakes up* what is everybody screaming about?
jasper: i dont know babe just go back to sleep...
alice: ok...* lays her head on jasper's chest and screams*AAAHH WHY IS YOUR CHEST ALL HAIRY AND GREY?!
jasper: what are u talking about? why did u and everybody else scream?
alice: oh... my poor baby..you have wrinkles*gets up to go in the bathroom*
bella: im so ugly...*cries* u gonna leave me arent u edward? * cries and runs into the bathroom and meets rose and alice in there*
alice: AHHH I HAVE WRINKLES! I LOOK HIDEOUS!
jasper: ahhh...my biceps...are like...*cries* saggy
bella: * sits on the floor and cries* im going to lose the love of my life!
edward: bella love calm down im not going leave you...im also too old to leave..i might break something..
jasper* runs his hand through his hair and a huge chunk of grey hair fall out* AHHH I GOT GREY HAIR!*faints dramaticly*
emmett:* drives past the door in a elecetric wheelchair super super fast* WHEEE
carlisle: EMMETT! STOP SPEEDING IN MY HALLWAY!
rosalie: emmett, come here and get these bunions off my feet!
emmett:* all of a sudden u see emmett door the doorway going really slow in his wheelchair* fun..yions..must have funyions..
alice: *walks past emmett and into jasper's arms*
ohh jazzy! *cries*
emmett: rosey where are the funyions?
rosalie: no bunions
emmett: funyions?
rosalie: no bunions!
emmett: funyions?
edward: no u old fart! * gets in his face and yells* BUNIONS!
Emmett:* his denchers fall out* EWWWIEEE* runs away in his wheelchair*
edward: emmett...you forgot something! *stares at the denchers*
rosalie: i will give them to him *walks super slow to edward*
* 2 HOURS LATER*
rosalie: hold on im coming!
*still in the bathroom*
edward: ugh here you're walking too slow *picks them up and throws them to her but they fall in the toliet*
rosalie: ughh * gets them out of the toliet*
oh emmett..baby i found your denchers..
edward: you're a pincher?! dont pinch me!
rosalie: no heres your teeth!
emmett: u got beef? good caues im hungry
rosalie: NO TEETH! *yells in his ear*
bella: emmett do u need a hearing aid?
emmett: do i need a band-aid?...i dont think so....
bella: NO DO u NEED A HEARING AID?!* yells in his face*
emmett: no of course not!
bella: sure whatever!
emmett: did u say kool aid?
rosalie:* hands him the teeth* here
emmett: thanks....*puts them in his mouth*
bella: i need a hug...*looks at edward*
emmett: u need a bug? why would u want that?
bella: ugh!* hits him and his suspenders comes back and hits him in the face*
emmett: OWWW!
bella: eddy poo i love you..
edward: i love u too *hugs her*
*alice and jasper walks into the room with a smile on their faces(a/n: they left when emmett wanted funyions)*
bella: how can u two be happy about this?
alice: we arent, we..just..had some..fun *giggles*
jasper: i still got it!
alice:*giggles* yes u do! *runs back to the room*
rosalie: ewww! hes too old for that!
edward: apparantly not
bella: at least they are taking this better than we are....
emmett: hehe jasper's in the zone. auto zone. *looks rosalie* u wanna have some fun?
rosalie: no! i want these bunions off my feet!
emmett: girl u keep saying iyou got funyions ow give them here, im hungry and u aint got beef
rosalie: EMMETT I DONT HAVE ANY FUNYIONS!
emmett: funyions?
*rosalie walks off slowly*
emmett: wait baby come back! *move his wheelchair and pushes the turbo button* aww dang my turbo dont work anymore! wait rose i love you, i wanna grow old with you!
rosalie: you're already old...
emmett: thats not the point!
rosalie: *sighs* fine. u wanna have fun emmett?
*emmett shakes his head yes like a little boy*
rosalie: THEN HAVE FUN GETTING THESE BUNIONS OFF MY FEET!
emmett: *hangs his head down sadly*
bella: dont feel bad emmett. hopefully this is all is just a nightmare...*bella walks towards edward and tripps on her walker* OWW I BROKE MY BUTT KNUCKLE!
*all sudden, bella wakes up*
bella: AHH MY BUTT KNUCKLE!
edward: bella whats wrong?....and u dont have a butt knuckle..
bella: *sighs* it was just a dream..
edward: what was it about?
bella: everybody, was,jasper hair was falling out rosalie wanted emmett to pick off her bunions and he couldnt hear so he thought she zei funyions and then emmett was going really fast in a wheelcha-
*emmett drives door her room in a fast wheelchair, at his normal age*WHEEEE!
carlisle: EMMETT STOP SPEEDING IN MY HALLWAY!
bella: .......im going back to sleep
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here is the seconde chapter. we hope u lke it and if u have any ideas for our fanfics, plz leave it in a commentaar of message me and we will try to put it in our stories. thamk u =)
Usernames:
Edward: i_luv_my_bella
Bella: i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND
Alice: i_c_ur_future
Carlisle: Dr_vamp_man
i_luv_my_bella is signing
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
i_luv_my_bella: Hi hi Belly and Ally!!!!!!
i_c_ur_future: Awkward, dude!
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OME, is he OK, Alice?
i_c_ur_future: How should I know?!?! HELP! EDWARD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!
i_luv_my_bella: me no crazeeeey.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Are u sure, because u spelled CRAZY wrong.
i_c_ur_future: I've got to go! Jazz wants to "Play games!"
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Ali-
i_c_ur_future is signing off
Dr_vamp_man is signing on
Dr_vamp_man: I heard about Edward.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Is he OK?
Dr_vamp_man: The truth is, he has vampiremonoculosis.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OH NO! Wait, what is that?
The End of Chapter 1
Sorry It's so short! the volgende chapter will be WAY LONGER! Sorry
Edward: i_luv_my_bella
Bella: i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND
Alice: i_c_ur_future
Carlisle: Dr_vamp_man
i_luv_my_bella is signing
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
i_luv_my_bella: Hi hi Belly and Ally!!!!!!
i_c_ur_future: Awkward, dude!
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OME, is he OK, Alice?
i_c_ur_future: How should I know?!?! HELP! EDWARD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!
i_luv_my_bella: me no crazeeeey.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Are u sure, because u spelled CRAZY wrong.
i_c_ur_future: I've got to go! Jazz wants to "Play games!"
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Ali-
i_c_ur_future is signing off
Dr_vamp_man is signing on
Dr_vamp_man: I heard about Edward.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Is he OK?
Dr_vamp_man: The truth is, he has vampiremonoculosis.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OH NO! Wait, what is that?
The End of Chapter 1
Sorry It's so short! the volgende chapter will be WAY LONGER! Sorry