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Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! u think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL toon u WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has meer practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated door only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked u this wonderful cake! Since u are the only edible thing for the seven of us, you’ll just have to eat this yourself! And then we get to watch u grow as fat as Jessica! Isn’t that super? –Twitches-

Bella: …

Alice: Er… present time!

Bella: Thanks for the box of nothing, I deserve it. –Sobs-

Alice: God, you’ve never been so bipolar. IT’S A STEREO! CAN’T u TAKE A JOKE?! –Foams from mouth-

Bella: That was awkward.

Jasper: Cut the pain away!

Edward: What the hell Jasper?

Jasper: It helps me, even though no blade could even mark my skin. Rosalie’s fingernails sure are strong…

Cullens: …

Jasper: But seriously, Bella, cut the pain away. If u do it while I’m around, I’ll have the perfect excuse to jump you.

Bella: Being the non-selfish person I am, I’ll try that. Give me the volgende present.

Esme: home pagina DEPOT!

Bella: Okay then… -gets paper cut-

Jasper: Can I eat u now?

Bella: Edward?

Edward: Nah. Not yet. Give me that piece of glass over there, please?

Bella: -Hands Edward glass-

Edward: Thanks. –Draws line with glass from elbow to hand on Bella-

Bella: What the hell, Edward!

Edward: Just taking Jasper’s advice…

Jasper: No one understands me! -Sobs in corner-

-The volgende day-

Edward: Go into the forest while I forge your signature.

Bella: …

Edward: Do it before I rape you!

Bella: u already used that one on me in the last parody.

Edward: Fine. Uh… before I bring Jasper over to get all emo on you?

Bella: A little better. Work harder on your threats, though.

Edward: Go before I bring Oprah into this!

Bella: Aw, that was weak. I’m going, though.

-In the forest-

Edward: Bella, I’m leaving you.

Bella: No! Who will save me from my abusive father?

Edward: Paris Hilton. They don’t just teach u how to get off crack in rehab.

Bella: She doesn’t look like a Paris to me. I think her name should be Samantha.

Edward: Back to the point…

Bella: Which was?

Edward: I’m leaving.

Bella: Why?

Edward: You’ll find out later in the book.

Bella: …

Edward: Bye!

Bella: NOOOO!! -Has mental and emotional breakdown-

-4 months later-

Bella: Oooh, motorcycles. It’s like the hot wheels version of a bike. I’ll just go take them since they look meer like computer chairs with headlights right now. –drives to Jacob’s-

Bella: Fix these bikes and I’ll pretend to like you.

Jacob: I’m hopeless, have no future, and am to stupid to recognize my family history, let’s go!

-In garage-

Jacob: u can sit in this piece of crap I call a car.

Bella: I feel special.

-At motorcycle riding place-

Bella: I hear Edward’s voice in my head.

Jacob: That doesn’t make u crazy at all!

Bella: He talks to me when I do dangerous things.

Jacob: Nope, no therapy needed…

Bella: I’m just… gonna go now…

Jacob: -Just stands there, talking to no one- nope, of course not! Hearing voices in your head? Definitely not insane! Completely normal!

No one: My parents really hate me to give me this name.

Jacob: At least your name isn’t ‘anybody.’ (A/N u would have to read my story ‘aim with the Cullens’ to really get this)

No one: I still think no one is worse.

Jacob: Screw you; we’re supposed to be talking about MY problems here!

No one: I thought we were talking about Bella’s.

Jacob: -Throws No one over a cliff- Back to my rambling…

-The volgende day-

Bella: hallo Jacob, a guy asked me out on a sort-of group datum and I don’t want to be alone even though there will be like 10 other people there. Wanna go with me?

Jacob: I have no social life of my own. Sure, why not?

-Movies at Port Angeles-

Mike: I feel sick.

Jacob: Shut up! Can’t u see I’m not watching the movie?!

Mike: -Runs to bathroom-

Jacob: Hahaha. GAY!

Bella: God, Jacob, you’re such a hypocrite about you’re orientation.

Jacob: True dat. Watching Mike pour his insides into the toilet through his mouth actually kind of turns me on.

Bella: …

Jacob: Let’s go home.

-At Bella’s house-

Jacob: I feel odd.

Bella: u look odd.

Jacob: That was a really gay comeback.

Bella: Shut up, asshole!

Jacob: I’m going home pagina before I explode into an oversized dog. Bye!

-The volgende day-

Bella: -Calls Jacob-

Billy: hallo Bella.

Bella: Where the hell is Jacob?

Billy: God, Bella. Don’t go all bipolar on me. He uh… can’t talk right now.

Bella: Why does everyone keep telling me I’m bipolar?! And why can’t he?

Billy: Because he just turned into a mythical creature and will probably kill u if he see’s you.

Bella: …

Billy: I mean… just kidding?

Bella: Is Jacob a vampire?

Billy: …No! –Hangs up-

-One maand later-

Bella: Jacob, I’m just going to stalk u until u talk to me!

Jacob: We’re not vrienden anymore, so fuck off!

-Later that night-

Jacob: Open the damn window!

Bella: Stalker…

Jacob: There’s a reason we can’t be friends.

Bella: Which is?

Jacob: -Dramatic pause- I’m a werewolf!

Bella: Oh no!

Mike: Oh no!

Charlie: Oh no!

-Koolaid man bursts through wall-

Koolaid man: OH YEAH!

Everyone: …

Koolaid man: -Backs out of wall- (A/n I was watching Family Guy last night and I couldn’t resist putting that up there)

Bella: Could you, like, NOT eat people?

Jacob: What the hell Bella?! Do u think I’m a cannibal?!

Bella: Yes.

Jacob: …

Bella: I regret nothing.

-Valentines Day-

Jacob: I got u a box of candy hearts because I pity that u don’t have anyone to care for you.

Bella: These hearts taste like the chalk u use to draw on the sidewalk.

Jacob: I’m a REALLY good at sculpting things.

Bella: So I’m eating…

Jacob: Yes, Bella. u are eating hart-, hart shaped chalk.

Bella: I want more!

-The volgende day-

Bella: I’m gonna go cliff diving to hear Edward’s voice!

Guy in passing car: Don’t jump! It’s not worth it! (A/N that actually happened to me once, me and my vrienden were on this bridge and my friend was looking over the edge and a guy passed door in a car and zei “don’t jump!” anyways, back to the story)

Bella: -Shrugs- This’ll probably kill me, here goes nothing! -Jumps-

Edward’s voice: Swim like you’re immortal!

Bella: -Passes out-

-At Jacob’s house-

Jacob: Harry Clearwater died.

Bella: Finally…

-At Bella’s house-

Jacob: Vampire!

Bella: Woo!

Jacob: Oh, HELL no! I’ve picked up your pieces and you’re just going to go right back to them?

Bella: Yeah…

Jacob: Just makin’ sure. See ya Bells!

Bella: -walks inside-

Alice: Bella?

Bella: Alice!

Alice: Bella!

Mike: Mike!

Bella: How are u still lonely?! Go find Jessica of something! Can’t u see we were having a moment?

Mike: Jessica still looks like a pregnant Chris Crocker.

Alice: …

Mike: -Sulks- Fine. of maybe I’ll just go hang out with Anybody… (A/N Again, read AIM story to understand)

Alice: Why are u still alive?

Bella: Why are you?! u were supposed to die like 80 years ago!

Alice: Ouch… that was cold, Bella.

Bella: I regret nothing!

Alice: Well, anyways, Edward’s about to die and we have to go save him.

Bella: Cool, where are we going?

Alice: Italy.

Bella: Sweet, road trip!

-In Italy-

Alice: Run, fat boy, run!

Bella: -trips, hyperventilates, sweats-

Edward: I’m in hell! It owns.

Bella: Not yet. u will be soon, though, I’m sure of it.

Edward: Nice to see u too.

Felix: Die, die, die!

Bella: um… ahh??

Felix: Be afraid, be VERY afraid…

Edward: Candy Mountain, here we come!

-In vampire city… thing…-

Aro: hallo girl!

Bella: Edward, u never told me Aro was gay.

Edward: There are a lot of things I didn’t tell you.

Aro: So, Edward, Who’s the lucky lady? -Winks-

Edward: I don’t feel comfortable about this…

Bella: I’m Bella.

Aro: Nice to meet you, Bella. I have to say, I’m jealous. No one could ever live up to someone as godly as him.

Bella: Finally, someone I can relate to!

Edward: Okay, ew. Are u gonna kill us of not?

Aro: That depends.

Edward: On?

Aro: On.

Edward: On…

Aro: On!

Edward: Dammit, Aro! Are u going to slaughter us of what?!

Aro: That depends…

Edward: Go on with it.

Aro: On if you’ll bite her.

Edward: Hell no! An eternity with… her?! -Shudders-

Aro: If u don’t I’ll kill you’re family.

Edward: One dag I’ll do it… eventually…

Aro: Fabulous. Oh, And Edward? Come back any time u want. –winks and giggles-

Edward: Um… no. –Picks up Bella like a football and runs-

-At Bella’s house-

Bella: Don’t leave me again! I still love you!

Edward: And u still smell good!

Bella: I never want u to leave again!

Edward: Never say never, Bella!

Bella: What are you, Barney? And u just zei it twice…

Edward: Well piss off! I didn’t want you, anyway!

Bella: You’ll stay though, right?

Edward: I guess. I mean, I have no where else to live.

Bella: Score!

Edward: Don’t push it.

Bella: So are u really gonna change me?

Edward: Probably not.

Bella: Screw you. I’ll ask the others.

-At Cullen House-

Bella: Want me to become a vampire?

Rosalie: I’d kill myself before that happened.

Bella: It’s not even possible for u to kill yourself...

Rosalie: Shut up, bitch!

Bella: What are everyone else’s opinions on this?

Emmett: Dah… four? -Drools-

Esme: home pagina DEPOT!

Bella: Anymore fanfiction stereotypical answers?

Alice: SHOOPPING!

Jasper: Emo! EEEEMOOOO!! Cut the pain away! -runs to corner and cries while cutting wrists-

Bella: What about Carlisle?

Carlisle: I don’t really have a stereotype.

Bella: Oh.

Carlisle: So are we changing you?

Edward: No! We didn’t even get any real answers!

Bella: I know. But we are going to do what I want. I mean, I am the guest.

Edward: Screw it all, I’m going to Canada.

Bella: No! We have school tomorrow!

Edward: Oh yeah… Let’s go back to Charlie.

-At Charlie’s house-

Jacob: hallo Bella, I’m baaaaack… manen, dun manen, dun DUN!

Bella: Oh no!

Edward: Oh no!

Charlie: Oh no!

Koolaid man: Oh yeah!

Edward: Oh my god, NO! u can only do that on Tuesdays!

Koolaid man: No one told ME that…

No one: I zei no such thing!

Jacob: I thought I killed you!

Edward: -slaps forehead- just… get out of here…

Koolaid man: -walks away shamefully with no one-

Jacob: Ahem… Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I’M BACK! MUAHAHAHA!

Bella: Why?

Jacob: What?

Bella: Why? Why are u back?

Jacob: Oh… um. I told Charlie about the motorcycles.

Bella: That sucks.

Jacob: It should.

Charlie: BELLA! GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. FEELINGS!

Jacob: Mr. Feelings? What the hell?

Bella: He’s the only one that listens to me. He’s my best friend.

Jacob: Um.

Edward: Yeah. Um.

Bella: I have a lot of free time.

Edward: I’ve noticed.

Bella: Well, I’m gonna go now. See u guys later.

Jacob: No! That’s not supposed to happen! I’m supposed to go off, then Edward is supposed to comfort you.

Bella: Oh. Okay.

Jacob: I think this is my cue to leave. –Runs-

Bella: Oh, no! What did I do?!

Edward: I don’t know. What DID u do?

Bella: No! You’re supposed to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright!

Edward: Oh. It’ll be alright… -Hugs Bella awkwardly-

Bella: I feel all better now! Let’s go play Hide and Seek in the Meadow.
ATTENTION TEAM EDWARDS READING THIS: Do NOT let the chapter heading affect your descision to read this. I know how some of u felt about the POV of Jacob in BD, but just read this like u would if it was Edward's POV. Thanks! Enjoy!


I tried again to picture what my life had been like without Renesmee, and came up mostly blank. All I could remember was that I had spent it mostly with Bella. Before Bella, I couldn't remember at all. Then every detail with Nessie was crystal clear. I could remember every expression on her face since she had been born.
It wasn't natural to be away from our imprinted...
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posted by vampiress015
I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever u wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a compliment coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her tonen everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her...
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posted by luvrofedward
 Image Credit: -vintage-aerith @ deviantart.com
Image Credit: -vintage-aerith @ deviantart.com
here is my twilight fantasy life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if u are doing something important, u should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if u get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! commentaar PLEAZ!

My name is...
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The Character



Name: Jane

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Creates Mental Illusions of Pain

About Them: Jane is a vampire in coven known as the Volturi who reside in Volterra, Italy. They are regarded as "royalty" door other vampires because they have lived for well over three thousand years and act as police, enforcing the rule that the existence of vampires be kept a secret from humans. They often send others to travel from Volterra to prevent overzealous covens and renegade vampires from exposing their species. They are guarded door several powerful vampires who have been collected for their powers...
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