10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim u have imprinted. Say u love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim u have imprinted. Say u love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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Bella zwaan-, zwaan is a usual student in the small town of Forks. A new student comes along, and seemed to be hiding something huge. But Bella is also hiding something. But like forbidden love, they connect. Then on one April's Fool's Day, a mystical prank caused Edward and Bella to change bodies. While Carlisle tries to find the cure, Edward and Bella discovers the secrets behind their personal lives...
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Bella zwaan-, zwaan is a usual student in the small town of Forks. A new student comes along, and seemed to be hiding something huge. But Bella is also hiding something. But like forbidden love, they connect. Then on one April's Fool's Day, a mystical prank caused Edward and Bella to change bodies. While Carlisle tries to find the cure, Edward and Bella discovers the secrets behind their personal lives...
I hope u guys would want to read it. Plz kom bij my spot and read from there! Thx!
BTW: The link of "Switched" is up.