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posted by Renesmee_08
Edward's Pick Up Lines:

1.) Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

2.) My sister can see the future. Let me give u a clue, it’s Me + You.

3.) Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

4.) Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

5.)Have u been drinking, of do I intoxicate you?

6.) I have a private island. Wanna see it?

7.) Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero of the bad guy.

8.) I’m an addict. Will u be my heroin?


9.) My sister is psychic, and she had a vision of u giving me your number.

10.) I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home pagina run with you.

Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

1.) I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

2.) Will u be the mother of my puppies?

3.) Wanna play a game? u can be Little Red
Riding kap and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

4.) Wanna see my reservation?

5.) So…how do u feel about dogs?

6.) I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’

7.) u look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

8.) hallo baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

9.) u know what they say, right? Once u go "Black" u never go back.

10.) u look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Jasper's Pick Up Lines:

1.) u seem a little tense. Would u like a chill pill of just a hit of me?

2.) How are u feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

3.) I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

4.) It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

5.) Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.

6.) I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

7.) My name is Jasper…but u can call me Dr. Feelgood.

8.) I know exactly how u feel. Wanna know how I feel?

9.) So…did u ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?

10.) Hey, Darlin’, do u want to see my battle scars?

Carlisle's Pick Up Lines:

1.) I’ve learned a lot over the centuries, but I’d give it all up for your smile.

2.) u can toon me anything, I am a doctor after all.

3.) Have u ever wondered what started my scarf collection? Would u like to find out?

4.) The name is Cullen. Dr. Carlisle Cullen, but I like to be known as Dr. Love.

5.) Do u want to play doctor?

6.) These hands are skilled and trained to save lives. Would u like to find out what else they’re good at?

7.) I’m a doctor, and yes I do take my lab jas home.

8.) u can call me Dr. McSparkly.

9.) If u need a love doctor, I have a medical degree.

10.) *Holds Stethoscope* Why don’t u listen to your hart-, hart and go out with me?

Emmett's Pick Up Lines:
1.) I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!

2.) Wanna see me crush a boulder?

3.) I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

4.)You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

5.) Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

6.) (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have meer fun…

7.) I hear hell isn’t bad if u get to keep an angel with you- could I take u with me?

8.) Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, u must be an angel.

9.) Wanna be my monkey woman?

10.)You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating u up.
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